Archive-Date: Tue, 01 Jun 1999 07:51:05 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Tue, 1 Jun 1999 10:47:53 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: mad-scientists@mad-scientists.org Subject: How to prove theories! Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: MULTIPART/MIXED; BOUNDARY="1920166039-304463849-928248473=:23275" This message is in MIME format. The first part should be readable text, while the remaining parts are likely unreadable without MIME-aware tools. Send mail to mime@docserver.cac.washington.edu for more info. --1920166039-304463849-928248473=:23275 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Attached is the REAL way to present one's proof of any theory or manifest! 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To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit This will come in very handy for my next bout errr.. meeting with engineering. thanks you might have just saved the career of a lowly inspector (mongo only pawn in chess game of life) ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 04 Jun 1999 17:00:55 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <003b01beaee6$c2595ca0$dd1a883e@default> From: "wilson tse" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Subject: The Dead Cow FAQ, v. 1.0 (Not by me!!) Date: Sat, 5 Jun 1999 01:02:49 +0100 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Find this somewhere on the net, enjoy. THE DEAD COW FAQ v. 1.0 Table of Contents ----------------- 1. Basic Questions regarding dead cows 2. Getting a dead cow of your very own and treating it properly 3. Training your dead cow 4. Dealing with a sick or dying dead cow 5. Fun facts about dead cows 6. Credits and Legal Stuff -------------------------------------- 1. BASIC QUESTIONS REGARDING DEAD COWS -------------------------------------- Q. What is a dead cow? A. A cow that is not living due to starvation, old age, gunshots, drug addiction, spontaneous combustion, dissin' the gangsta's, or laser rifle fire. Q. Why are dead cows important? A. Because if cows didn't die, they would take up too much space and there wouldn't be enough room for humans so we'd all fall in the ocean. Q. Which ocean? A. Whichever one you choose. Q. Why is the room spinning? A. Try not eating all that Clearasil next time you get hungry. Q. Why is it that dead cows don't move? A. Because they're dead, stupid. --------------------------------------------------------------- 2. GETTING A DEAD COW OF YOUR VERY OWN AND TREATING IT PROPERLY --------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where can I get a dead cow of my own? A. Just go to some farmer's pasture and gun one down, he won't mind. Now strap it to the roof of your car and bring it home. You are now the proud owner of a dead cow. Q. What do dead cows eat? A. They don't actually need to eat anything, but if you want to you can stick a bug in it's mouth. Q. What are ideal living conditions for my dead cow? A. Preferably a room of it's very own in your house/apartment/condo/barracks/space station/prison, but it's own little space under the kitchen sink will do. Q. wnxij328dm,3o92;x;'4,d92nd0klsnd8pjrej/v'pjae9[tjewjrmcx A. Actually, I find that when I cook my T.V. dinners at 750 degrees, they tend to set off the smoke alarm, but that could just be the voice in my head getting back at me for all those nachos I stuffed in my ear. ------------------------- 3. TRAINING YOUR DEAD COW ------------------------- Q. My dead cow keeps biting me. What should I do? A. Convince your siamese twin or alternate personality that it is not a good idea to control the dead cow's mouth in such a way that it bites your face. Q. What are some tricks I can teach my dead cow? A. Quite a few, really. Here are a few basic tricks, and how to teach them to your dead cow: SIT Step 1: Grab cow by head, preferably with help of friend. Step 2: Push cow forward so it is balancing on it's butt. Say "Sit!" Step 3: Make sure cow is balanced, then let go. Step 4: If cow falls over on floor, repeat from step 1. Step 5: If cow falls over on friend, get a new friend and repeat from step 1. Step 6: If cow does not fall over, praise cow ("Good cow!"). PLAY DEAD Step 1: Make cow lie down if cow is not doing so already. Step 2: Exclaim "Play dead!". Step 3: Praise cow. HEEL Step 1: Attach cow to rope. Get the friend you used when teaching cow to sit and grab the rope with you. Step 2: Drag cow using rope towards you and friend. Say "Heel!". Step 3: If this does not work, tell friend to get off his/her ass and help you out this time or you'll kick his/her butt all the way to China, and repeat from step 2. Step 4: Praise cow. Q. My dead cow doesn't have a butt. How can I make him sit? A. For this I suggest purchasing a Lee Press-On Cow Butt(tm) from your local verterinary clinic. Follow the instructions on the box and you're ready to go. Q. My dead cow keeps getting in to the pretzels at night. What should I do? A. Tie the cow to the wall at night. If tying the cow doesn't work, use duct tape. As a last resort, put up a force field if they have been invented. If they haven't been invented yet, tough nuggets. ---------------------------------------- 4. DEALING WITH A SICK OR DYING DEAD COW ---------------------------------------- Q. My dead cow is dying. What can I do to cope with the soon-to-be loss? A. Whaddaya mean she's dying? She's already dead! Duh! Q. My cow has come down with a fever. What does this mean? A. It means you should store your dead cow in a cooler room/closet. Q. Can dead cows get the flu? A. They can get dead cow flu, which causes them to stop moving, stop mooing, and stop dancing. If your cow comes down with dead cow flu, contact your local witch doctor IMMEDIATELY. Q. But there aren't any witch doctors nearby! A. Then your dead cow is, I'm afriad to say, doomed. The only thing that is left to do is strip naked, bathe in orange juice, and run out with the dead cow into public holding a butcher knife. Then chant "Owowowowowooo!" repeatedly and stab the dead cow over and over. When the police come to take you away, bite them. Q. How much free time does the author really have? A. Suffice it to say, this is one of two FAQs I'm working on simultaneously. ---------------------------- 5. FUN FACTS ABOUT DEAD COWS ---------------------------- - Dead cows were first domesticated by Charles Manson. Or at least that's what I like to believe. - Dead cows are the primary source of beef. - Dead cows don't give milk. Scientists are baffled as to why this is. - If you put a loose tooth in a glass of cola, it melts. - I could really use some pizza right now. - Exactly no religions worship dead cows except a few crazy little cults that also believe in such ridiculous principles as kindness and punishing the evil. - I really need to stop staying up 'till 2:30 AM every night. -------------------------- 6. CREDITS AND LEGAL STUFF -------------------------- Credits: Concept: Crisis Writer: Crisis Assistant writer: Crisis Fun Facts compiler: Crisis Inspiration: Boredom Contributors: Crisis Crisis Crisis' Cats Crisis Special thanks to: Crisis Crisis' computer Microsoft for making the program Crisis wrote this FAQ with Crisis The Dead Cow FAQ, v. 1.0. No dead cows were harmed in the making of this FAQ. No rights reserved, but rip off this FAQ without permission and I'll kick your ass. -- / |\ | / | / "Does anybody have any unproductive yet insightful \ |\ | / | / comments to show how smart they are?" -Dilbert Wilson Tse "They say that cigarettes will kill you, eventually. Fine. That's just fine. I only wish they'd do it faster. I like smoking cigarettes. It's something normal people do. I smoke a cigarette, and pretend I'm normal. And I wish I was dead." By Neil Gaiman ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 04 Jun 1999 17:23:14 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Fri, 4 Jun 1999 20:19:54 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: The Dead Cow FAQ, v. 1.0 (Not by me!!) Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Wonderful piece of research!!!!! They also make wonderful catapault projctiles. I read somewhere that cats' heads make terrific road and lane refelctors. Another use for dead cows is airstrip landing flares and of course speed bumps. Please don't ask me about "The Amazing Mouse-a-Matic" or the "Penguin Projectile Pnuematic Cannon" or least of all, the "Anti-Matter Gerbil Gramagentatronic Rail Gun" "I Think, Therefore... I get Headaches!" On Sat, 5 Jun 1999, wilson tse wrote: Mad and Muttering, Gene > Find this somewhere on the net, enjoy. > > THE DEAD COW FAQ > v. 1.0 > > Table of Contents > ----------------- > > 1. Basic Questions regarding dead cows > 2. Getting a dead cow of your very own and treating it properly > 3. Training your dead cow > 4. Dealing with a sick or dying dead cow > 5. Fun facts about dead cows > 6. Credits and Legal Stuff > > -------------------------------------- > 1. BASIC QUESTIONS REGARDING DEAD COWS > -------------------------------------- > > Q. What is a dead cow? > A. A cow that is not living due to starvation, old age, gunshots, > drug addiction, spontaneous combustion, dissin' the gangsta's, > or laser rifle fire. > > Q. Why are dead cows important? > A. Because if cows didn't die, they would take up too much space > and there wouldn't be enough room for humans so we'd all fall > in the ocean. > > Q. Which ocean? > A. Whichever one you choose. > > Q. Why is the room spinning? > A. Try not eating all that Clearasil next time you get hungry. > > Q. Why is it that dead cows don't move? > A. Because they're dead, stupid. > > --------------------------------------------------------------- > 2. GETTING A DEAD COW OF YOUR VERY OWN AND TREATING IT PROPERLY > --------------------------------------------------------------- > > Q. Where can I get a dead cow of my own? > A. Just go to some farmer's pasture and gun one down, he won't > mind. Now strap it to the roof of your car and bring it home. > You are now the proud owner of a dead cow. > > Q. What do dead cows eat? > A. They don't actually need to eat anything, but if you want to you > can stick a bug in it's mouth. > > Q. What are ideal living conditions for my dead cow? > A. Preferably a room of it's very own in your > house/apartment/condo/barracks/space station/prison, but it's > own little space under the kitchen sink will do. > > Q. wnxij328dm,3o92;x;'4,d92nd0klsnd8pjrej/v'pjae9[tjewjrmcx > A. Actually, I find that when I cook my T.V. dinners at 750 degrees, > they tend to set off the smoke alarm, but that could just be the > voice in my head getting back at me for all those nachos I stuffed > in my ear. > > ------------------------- > 3. TRAINING YOUR DEAD COW > ------------------------- > > Q. My dead cow keeps biting me. What should I do? > A. Convince your siamese twin or alternate personality that it is not > a good idea to control the dead cow's mouth in such a way that it > bites your face. > > Q. What are some tricks I can teach my dead cow? > A. Quite a few, really. Here are a few basic tricks, and how to teach > them to your dead cow: > > SIT > > Step 1: Grab cow by head, preferably with help of friend. > Step 2: Push cow forward so it is balancing on it's butt. Say "Sit!" > Step 3: Make sure cow is balanced, then let go. > Step 4: If cow falls over on floor, repeat from step 1. > Step 5: If cow falls over on friend, get a new friend and repeat from > step 1. > Step 6: If cow does not fall over, praise cow ("Good cow!"). > > PLAY DEAD > > Step 1: Make cow lie down if cow is not doing so already. > Step 2: Exclaim "Play dead!". > Step 3: Praise cow. > > HEEL > > Step 1: Attach cow to rope. Get the friend you used when teaching cow > to sit and grab the rope with you. > Step 2: Drag cow using rope towards you and friend. Say "Heel!". > Step 3: If this does not work, tell friend to get off his/her ass and > help you out this time or you'll kick his/her butt all the > way to China, and repeat from step 2. > Step 4: Praise cow. > > Q. My dead cow doesn't have a butt. How can I make him sit? > A. For this I suggest purchasing a Lee Press-On Cow Butt(tm) from > your local verterinary clinic. Follow the instructions on the > box and you're ready to go. > > Q. My dead cow keeps getting in to the pretzels at night. What > should I do? > A. Tie the cow to the wall at night. If tying the cow doesn't work, > use duct tape. As a last resort, put up a force field if they > have been invented. If they haven't been invented yet, tough > nuggets. > > ---------------------------------------- > 4. DEALING WITH A SICK OR DYING DEAD COW > ---------------------------------------- > > Q. My dead cow is dying. What can I do to cope with the soon-to-be > loss? > A. Whaddaya mean she's dying? She's already dead! Duh! > > Q. My cow has come down with a fever. What does this mean? > A. It means you should store your dead cow in a cooler room/closet. > > Q. Can dead cows get the flu? > A. They can get dead cow flu, which causes them to stop moving, > stop mooing, and stop dancing. If your cow comes down with > dead cow flu, contact your local witch doctor IMMEDIATELY. > > Q. But there aren't any witch doctors nearby! > A. Then your dead cow is, I'm afriad to say, doomed. The only > thing that is left to do is strip naked, bathe in orange > juice, and run out with the dead cow into public holding > a butcher knife. Then chant "Owowowowowooo!" repeatedly > and stab the dead cow over and over. When the police come to > take you away, bite them. > > Q. How much free time does the author really have? > A. Suffice it to say, this is one of two FAQs I'm working on > simultaneously. > > ---------------------------- > 5. FUN FACTS ABOUT DEAD COWS > ---------------------------- > > - Dead cows were first domesticated by Charles Manson. Or at least > that's what I like to believe. > - Dead cows are the primary source of beef. > - Dead cows don't give milk. Scientists are baffled as to why this > is. > - If you put a loose tooth in a glass of cola, it melts. > - I could really use some pizza right now. > - Exactly no religions worship dead cows except a few crazy little > cults that also believe in such ridiculous principles as kindness > and punishing the evil. > - I really need to stop staying up 'till 2:30 AM every night. > > -------------------------- > 6. CREDITS AND LEGAL STUFF > -------------------------- > > Credits: > > Concept: Crisis > Writer: Crisis > Assistant writer: Crisis > Fun Facts compiler: Crisis > Inspiration: Boredom > Contributors: Crisis > Crisis > Crisis' Cats > Crisis > Special thanks to: Crisis > Crisis' computer > Microsoft for making the program Crisis wrote > this FAQ with > Crisis > > The Dead Cow FAQ, v. 1.0. No dead cows were harmed in the making of > this FAQ. No rights reserved, but rip off this FAQ without permission > and I'll kick your ass. > > > -- > / |\ | / | / "Does anybody have any unproductive yet insightful > \ |\ | / | / comments to show how smart they are?" -Dilbert > > Wilson Tse > "They say that cigarettes will kill you, eventually. Fine. That's just > fine. I only wish they'd do it faster. > I like smoking cigarettes. It's something normal people do. I smoke a > cigarette, and pretend I'm normal. And I wish I was dead." > By Neil Gaiman > > > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sun, 06 Jun 1999 04:28:16 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sun, 6 Jun 1999 07:24:56 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: MAD-SCIENTISTS@MAD-SCIENTISTS.ORG Subject: More Days off!! Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: MULTIPART/MIXED; BOUNDARY="1920166039-8585197-928668296=:24900" This message is in MIME format. The first part should be readable text, while the remaining parts are likely unreadable without MIME-aware tools. Send mail to mime@docserver.cac.washington.edu for more info. --1920166039-8585197-928668296=:24900 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Here's a listing of new hoildays. ANY excuse to escape the company of the MUNDANES is good enough for me!!! LOL!!! Gene "I Think, Therefore... My lab is often filled with smoke!" --1920166039-8585197-928668296=:24900 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII; name="sci.txt" Content-Transfer-Encoding: BASE64 Content-ID: Content-Description: holidays.txt DQogICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgW0lOTElORV0N CiAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgDQogICAg ICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgIFsxXVJldHVybiB0byBNYWluIFBhZ2Uu DQogICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgIA0KICBX b3JsZCBMYWJvcmF0b3J5IEFuaW1hbCBEYXkgaXMgQXByaWwgMjMuIE9uIHRo YXQgZGF5IHBheSB0cmlidXRlIHRvIGFsbCB0aG9zZQ0KICBmdXJyeSBsaXR0 bGUgY3JpdHRlcnMgd2hvIGhhdmUgZW5kdXJlZCBzbyBtdWNoLg0KICANCiAg ICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICBTY2llbmNlIExpbmtzDQog ICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICAgIA0KICBQaHlz aWNzOiBhIHdvcmQgdGhhdCBmcmlnaHRlbnMgbW9zdCBoaWdoIHNjaG9vbCBz dHVkZW50cy4gSG93ZXZlciwgd2UgaGVyZSBhdA0KICBCaXphcnJlIEFtZXJp Y2FuIEhvbGlkYXlzIGVtYnJhY2UgdGhhdCB3aGljaCBpcyBmZWFyZWQgYnkg b3RoZXJzLiBHbyB0byB0aGUNCiAgWzJdUGh5c2ljcyBDb25uZWN0aW9uLg0K ICAgICBfX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19f X19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fX19fXw0KICAgDQpQaHlzaWNzIGFuZCBD aGVtaXN0cnkNCg0KICAgDQogICAgICogTmF0aW9uYWwgTWV0cmljIFdlZWst LTJuZCB3ZWVrIG9mIE9jdG9iZXINCiAgICAgKiBCdW5zZW4gQnVybmVyIERh eS0tTWFyY2ggMzENCiAgICAgKiBDcmVhdGUgYSBWYWN1dW0gRGF5LS1GZWJy dWFyeSA0DQogICAgICogTmF0aW9uYWwgTW9sZSBEYXktLU9jdG9iZXIgMjMN CiAgICAgICAgICArIEdvb2QgT2wnIEF2b2dhZHJvLCBoZSB3YXMgYSBzd2Vs bCBndXkuIENhbiB5b3Ugc2F5IFtJTkxJTkVdDQogICAgICAgICAgICB0aHJl ZSB0aW1lcyBmYXN0Pw0KICAgICAgIA0KICAgDQpBc3Ryb25vbXkgYW5kIEdl b2xvZ3kNCg0KICAgDQogICAgICogT2xkIFJvY2sgRGF5LS1KYW51YXJ5IDcN CiAgICAgKiBKZXdlbCBEYXktLU1hcmNoIDEzDQogICAgICAgICAgKyBbSU5M SU5FXSBBbGwgamV3ZWxzIGFyZSBvbGQgcm9ja3MsIHNvIGtpbGwgdHdvIGhv bGlkYXlzIHdpdGgNCiAgICAgICAgICAgIG9uZSBzdG9uZSBieSBnb2luZyB0 byB0aGUgWzNdU21pdGhzb25pYW4gR2VtICYgTWluZXJhbA0KICAgICAgICAg ICAgQ29sbGVjdGlvbi4NCiAgICAgKiBSaWNodGVyIFNjYWxlIERheS0tQXBy aWwgMjYNCiAgICAgKiBOZWFyIE1pc3MgRGF5LS1NYXJjaCAyMw0KICAgICAg ICAgICsgT24gdGhpcyBkYXkgdGhlIEVhcnRoIGNhbWUgY2xvc2UgdG8gaW1w YWN0aW5nIHdpdGggYW4NCiAgICAgICAgICAgIGFzdGVyb2lkLg0KICAgICAq IE1ldGVvciBEYXktLUp1bmUgMzANCiAgICAgICANCiAgIA0KQm90YW55IGFu ZCBCaW9sb2d5DQoNCiAgIA0KICAgICAqIFpvbyBhbmQgQXF1YXJpdW0gTW9u dGgtLUp1bmUgMS0zMA0KICAgICAqIE1vdGgtZXIgRGF5LS1NYXJjaCAxNA0K ICAgICAgICAgICsgRm9yIHRob3NlIHdobyBjb2xsZWN0IG1vdGhzLCBpbiBj YXNlIHlvdSB3ZXJlIHdvbmRlcmluZw0KICAgICAqIFBsYW50IGEgRmxvd2Vy IERheS0tMm5kIFN1bmRheSBpbiBNYXJjaA0KICAgICAqIE5hdGlvbmFsIEdh cmRlbiBNb250aC0tQXByaWwgMS0zMA0KICAgICAqIE5hdGlvbmFsIFJvc2Ug TW9udGgtLUp1bmUgMS0zMA0KICAgICAqIFdpbGRmbG93ZXIgV2Vlay0tTWF5 IDEtNw0KICAgICAgIA0KICAgDQpDb21wdXRlciBTY2llbmNlDQoNCiAgIA0K ICAgICAqIENvbXB1dGVyIExlYXJuaW5nIE1vbnRoLS1PY3RvYmVyIDEtMzEN CiAgICAgKiBOYXRpb25hbCBDb21wdXRlciBFZHVjYXRpb24gV2Vlay0tTWF5 IDEtNw0KDQpSZWZlcmVuY2VzDQoNCiAgIDEuIGh0dHA6Ly9saWJyYXJ5LmFk dmFuY2VkLm9yZy8yODg2L0lOREVYLkhUTQ0KICAgMi4gaHR0cDovL3d3dy5l cGl4Lm5ldC9+d2tpbWxlci8NCiAgIDMuIGh0dHA6Ly9nYWxheHkuZWluZXQu bmV0L2ltYWdlcy9nZW1zL2dlbXMtaWNvbnMuaHRtbA0K --1920166039-8585197-928668296=:24900-- ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sun, 06 Jun 1999 04:58:51 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Rott20745@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <3828c963.248bbc3a@aol.com> Date: Sun, 6 Jun 1999 07:57:46 EDT Subject: Re: The Dead Cow FAQ, v. 1.0 (Not by me!!) To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit i remember reading that some guys in england made a catapult and got into trouble with the animal rightd people for launching dead cows. maybe next time they can launch animal rights people. TRUE FACT!!! there is a book called 101Things to do With a Dead Cat. no kidding ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sun, 06 Jun 1999 09:16:29 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sun, 6 Jun 1999 12:13:11 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: The Dead Cow FAQ, v. 1.0 (Not by me!!) Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Good idea for a catapault....or a magnetic rail launcher!!! LOL! Gene P.S. They probably then went to McD's for some Burgers afterwards! "I Think, Therefore...it scares me" On Sun, 6 Jun 1999 Rott20745@aol.com wrote: > i remember reading that some guys in england made a catapult and got into > trouble with the animal rightd people for launching dead cows. maybe next > time they can launch animal rights people. > > TRUE FACT!!! there is a book called 101Things to do With a Dead Cat. > no kidding > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sun, 06 Jun 1999 13:15:42 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sun, 6 Jun 1999 16:12:19 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: mad-scientists@mad-scientists.org Subject: Dating Ideas! Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: MULTIPART/MIXED; BOUNDARY="1920166039-104535364-928699939=:18117" This message is in MIME format. The first part should be readable text, while the remaining parts are likely unreadable without MIME-aware tools. Send mail to mime@docserver.cac.washington.edu for more info. --1920166039-104535364-928699939=:18117 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII If you ever get caught short near a big weekend, here's some attached helpful hints! 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To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Egads they've got our number!!! time for a paradigm shift. how about origami? not to be whiney or anything but they left out the penchant for building potentially dangerous stuff like spud cannons and 1/8 scale catapults. (i used my drafting program for that in true geek style) toodles bob ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Mon, 07 Jun 1999 14:59:32 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Xjune@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: Date: Mon, 7 Jun 1999 17:57:47 EDT Subject: Re: Dating Ideas! To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit unsubscribe ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Mon, 07 Jun 1999 15:52:03 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Mon, 7 Jun 1999 18:48:41 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: Dating Ideas! Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII cool! "I Think, Therefore... I get Headaches!" On Mon, 7 Jun 1999 Rott20745@aol.com wrote: > Egads they've got our number!!! time for a paradigm shift. how about > origami? > > not to be whiney or anything but they left out the penchant for building > potentially dangerous stuff like spud cannons and 1/8 scale catapults. (i > used my drafting program for that in true geek style) > toodles > bob > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Mon, 07 Jun 1999 16:19:58 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: SarahProf@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <4f2a0bda.248dad53@aol.com> Date: Mon, 7 Jun 1999 19:18:43 EDT Subject: Re: Dating Ideas! To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit unsubscribe ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Tue, 08 Jun 1999 17:21:40 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Tue, 8 Jun 1999 20:18:09 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: MAD-SCIENTISTS@MAD-SCIENTISTS.ORG Subject: My God...it's ALIVE!!! 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To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit very weird, wacky patent! ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Wed, 09 Jun 1999 03:46:57 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Wed, 9 Jun 1999 06:43:23 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: MAD-SCIENTISTS@MAD-SCIENTISTS.ORG Subject: We have a winner!!! Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: MULTIPART/MIXED; BOUNDARY="1920166039-1200191903-928925003=:12764" This message is in MIME format. The first part should be readable text, while the remaining parts are likely unreadable without MIME-aware tools. 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MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit References: unsubscribe ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1999 14:09:21 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1999 17:05:57 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: MAD-SCIENTISTS@MAD-SCIENTISTS.ORG Subject: Florida Peat Moss vs. Clorox Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII To Whom It May Concern: Experiment 44094A Test Subject: Florida Peat Moss (2) Samples. Sample Sizes :4 cm X 2.34 cm x.062 cm Reagent: Clorox (Original Formula) with coupon :) Pre-Test Summation: In Florida there is a type of garden pest known as "Peat Moss" which upon immediate examination resembles lichen or more strongly suggested by my assoicates, "Martian Lasagne" It has a green upper growth with millions of intertwined, fine roots, coupled with a dark undercoating (solid) wich contains bacteria (type or types, not determined by us) I have discovered that Clorox (with a coupon 30 % off) has a dramatic effect on this organsim. Test Procedure: Sample A (Peat Moss) was placed in a Pyrex test tube at room temperature. A digital thermometer, attached to an CBL-Ti/82 was used to record changes. Sample B (Peat Moss) was placed on a lab tray at room temperature The data acquistion setup was similar to Sample A: (see above) The Sample A tube was filled with Clorox (with a 30 % off coupon) Sample B was was exposed to air when the reagent(Clorox with a 30% off coupon) was introduced. Results: Sample A: Not very much. Either visually or chemically. No change in temp. ect. Sample B: WOW!! The entire sample dissappeared within 12 seconds exibiting a marked visual change. No temperature change was recorded beacuse I forgot to turn the stupid CBL/Ti-82 on. :( Conclusions: We should have waited until Friday when the local Publix has a 40% off special. Comments:/Thoughts: I need them...send them in. Including any coupons. Mad, but enjoying it. Gene "I Think, Therefore... I get Headaches!" ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1999 17:19:12 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Thu, 10 Jun 1999 20:15:48 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: MAD-SCIENTISTS@MAD-SCIENTISTS.ORG Subject: ATONEMENT Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII My uncle has made partial atonement...... You too can do this....it's open to the general public! http://setiathome.ssl.berkley.edu/windows.html "I Think, at least I think I do." ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 16:26:21 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Rott20745@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <1a18729c.2492f4d6@aol.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 19:25:10 EDT Subject: ahh to wax poetic To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="part1_1a18729c.2492f4d6_boundary" --part1_1a18729c.2492f4d6_boundary Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit The Engineer The engineer bent across his board, Wonderful things in his head were stored, and he said as rubbed his throbbing bean, "How can i make this hard to machine?" "If this part here were only straight I'm sure thing would work first rate. T'would be so easy to turn and bore it would never make the machinist sore." "I better put a right angle there, then watch those babies tear thier hair, I'll put the holes that hold the cap way down here where they're hard to tap." "Now this piece piece won't work, I'll bet a buck, for it can't be held in shoe or chuck. It can't be drilled and it can't be ground, in fact the design is exceedingly sound." He looked again and cried, "At last!!! Success is mine----it can't even be cast." humbly submitted for your enjoyment (you should hear the limirick einstein wrote) --part1_1a18729c.2492f4d6_boundary Content-Type: message/rfc822 Content-Disposition: inline Return-Path: Received: from rly-zc03.mx.aol.com (rly-zc03.mail.aol.com [172.31.33.3]) by air-zc03.mail.aol.com (v59.34) with SMTP; Wed, 09 Jun 1999 06:54:46 -0400 Received: from VJC.COM (vjc.com [198.182.121.3]) by rly-zc03.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with SMTP id GAA11526 for ; Wed, 9 Jun 1999 06:54:34 -0400 (EDT) Received: by VJC.COM (MX V4.2 VAX) with SITE; Wed, 09 Jun 1999 03:50:03 -0700 X-ListName: International Society of Mad Scientists Warnings-To: <> Errors-To: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Received: by VJC.COM (MX V4.2 VAX) with SITE; Wed, 09 Jun 1999 03:46:49 -0700 Received: from scfn.thpl.lib.fl.us by VJC.COM (MX V4.2 VAX) with SMTP; Wed, 09 Jun 1999 03:46:35 -0700 Received: from localhost (sfpki@localhost) by scfn.thpl.lib.fl.us (8.9.3/8.9.3) with SMTP id GAA12799 for ; Wed, 9 Jun 1999 06:43:24 -0400 (EDT) Date: Wed, 9 Jun 1999 06:43:23 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: MAD-SCIENTISTS@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: We have a winner!!! Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: MULTIPART/MIXED; BOUNDARY="1920166039-1200191903-928925003=:12764" --1920166039-1200191903-928925003=:12764 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Dear Mad Scienitists of the Universe, I hereby submit this copy of an actual patent for submission as an Honorary IgNoble Award. Or at least the Thorazine Trophy! Laugh.....it's good for you :) Not Mad Enough it seems, Gene "I Think, Therefore... I get Headaches!" --1920166039-1200191903-928925003=:12764 Content-Type: text/plain; name="birth.txt" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Content-Disposition: inline; filename="birth.txt" FRAME: [1]myfig FRAME: [2]http://colitz.com/site/3216423/3216423f.htm FRAME: [3]http://colitz.com/site/3216423/figselec.htm FRAME: [4]http://colitz.com/site/pgselec.htm =20 APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIGUGAL FORCE =20 GEORGE B. BLONSKY and CHAROLETTE E. BLONSKY =20 Patented November 9, 1965 _________________________________________________________________ =20 The present invention relates to apparatus which utilizes centrifugal force to facilitate the birth of a child at less stress to the mother. =20 It is known, that due to natural anatomical conditions, the fetus needs the application of considerable propelling force to enable it to push aside the constricting vaginal walls, to overcome the friction of the uteral and vaginal surfaces and to counteract the atmospheric pressure opposing the emergence of the child. In the case of a woman who has a fully developed muscular system and has had ample physical exertion all through the pregnancy, as is common with all more primitive peoples, nature provides all the necessary equipment and power to have a normal and quick delivery. This is not the case, however, with more civilized women who often do not have the opportunity to develop the muscles needed in confinement. =20 It is the primary purpose of the present invention to provide an apparatus which will assist the under-equipped woman by creating a gentle, evenly distributed, properly directed, precision-controlled force, that acts in unison with and supplements her own efforts. =20 In accordance with the invention, there is provided rotatable apparatus capable of subjecting the mother and the fetus to a centrifugal force directed to assist and supplement the efforts of the mother so that such centrifugal force and her efforts act in concert to overcome the action of resisting forces and facilitate the delivery of the child. For a better understanding of such apparatus, as well as the advantages and novel features thereof, reference is made to the following description which should be read in connection with the accompanying drawings, in which =20 [5]FIG. 1 is a top plan view of apparatus embodying the invention and showing the expectant mother in position thereon; =20 [6]FIG. 2 is a side elevational view of the apparatus shown in FIG. 1; =20 [7]FIG. 3 is an end view taken from the left of FIG. 2; =20 [8]FIG. 4 is a side elevational view of a modified form of the means for supporting the mother on the apparatus; and =20 [9]FIG. 5 is a view similar to FIG. 4 showing another embodiment of such means. =20 Referring more particularly to FIGS. 1 to 3 of the drawings, the numeral 10 indicates generally a concrete floor slab of sufficient weight and strength to securely support the apparatus of this invention in its operations. Secured to the slab 10, as by anchor bolts 11, is the base plate 12 of the apparatus. The base plate may be made of heavy cast iron and has bolted thereto an anti-friction bearing 13 for the main vertical shaft 14, a motor 15, a controller 16, a speed reducer 17 and a hand brake 18. The motor shown is a vari-speed vertical gear motor which is controlled by the controller 16, and which is arranged to drive the main vertical shall 14 at a closely controlled variable speed of revolution, through a motor sheave 19, the speed reducer 17 and a sheave 20 secured I to such shaft. =20 Bolted to the upper surface of sheave 20 are two short channel irons 25, 25 arranged in spaced parallel relation on opposite sides of the vertical shaft 14 and on which are mounted in transverse relation the main I-beams 26, 26. The I-beams are likewise disposed on opposite sides of shaft 14 and are balanced on the channels 25, 26, in spaced, parallel relation. Welded on the I-beams 26, 26 are a series of spaced, transverse, small deck channels 27 on which is affixed a steel deck plate 28 of elongated rectangular form and through the center of which extends the axis of the shaft 14. Mounted on the deck plate 28 is a removable stretcher frame generally designated 24 and composed of a base plate 29 adapted to lie directly upon the deck plate 28, two transverse aluminum end I-beams 30, 30 and two longitudinally extending aluminum side channels 31, 31 which are welded to the base plate 29 and to an aluminum stretcher deck 32 supported by such end beams and side channels. Attached to the outer and inner ends of the deck 32 arc handles 33 by which the stretcher frame 24 may be manipulated when positioned on and removed from the apparatus. =20 The stretcher frame 24 extends from one end of deck 28, past the shaft 14, and to a point beyond such shaft; the arrangement of the frame being such that the head of the woman lying on such frame overlies the upper end of shaft 14 which is located in the region between the two channel irons 25, 25. Consequently, the head of a patient on the machine is positioned at or near the center of rotation of the deck 28. At its other end, the base plate 29, of the stretcher frame is provided with a pair of spaced bayonet extensions 35 adapted to be passed through openings 36 in deck 28 and by then shifting the stretcher frame outwardly, to be brought into engagement with the outer edges of such opening which function in the nature of stops and coact with such extensions 35 to prevent further outward movement of the frame during the operations of the apparatus. The outer edges of the openings 36 are reenforced by a transverse butt plate 37 which is welded on the top front end of the deck 28. Adjacent to the other or inner end of base plate 29, the deck 28 has suitably secured thereto two upstanding bolts 38 with which two holes in such base plate register when the extensions 35 are properly abutting the outer edges of the openings 36 and the associated edge of the butt plate 37. When the bolts 38 are projecting through such registered holes the bass plate 29 is secured to the deck 28 by wing nuts 39. =20 Between the bolts 38 and the other end of the deck 28, such deck has welded thereto a plurality of transverse I-beams 45 for supporting a ballast deck 46, which beams and deck 46 are designed to partially counterbalance to a given extent the stretcher frame to be mounted on the remainder of deck 28. The ballast deck 46 has fixed thereto a number (about ten) of aluminum ballast water boxes or tanks 47, each having the capacity to hold 20 pounds of water when the deck 28 is revolving. Each of the boxes 47 is provided with a filling funnel 48, a drain faucet 49 and a sight glass 50 to enable filling it with an exact amount of water. The ballast water to be filled in the boxes 47 should exactly counterbalance the difference in the total weights on opposite sides of the axis of rotation of deck 28 due to the weight of the body of the woman on the stretcher, the weight of the stretcher and its associated equipment, the weight of the ballast deck 46 and the ballast tanks 47, etc. in order to assure a smooth rotational movement of the machine. =20 The stretcher frame 24 is provided with equipment for securing the prospective mother suitably for the operation and for assuring the safe delivery of the child. The woman's head is placed on a pillow 55 which is held in position on the stretcher deck 32 by a plurality of pillow clamps 56 so that her head may be located at or near to the center of rotation of the machine. Underlying the pelvis of the woman and mounted for longitudinal slidable movement on the deck 32 is a transverse plate 57 having guide members 58 in the form of bolts in slidable engagement with guide slots 59 extending longitudinally along the sides of deck 32. When the plate is located in the most appropriate position for the expectant mother, the wing nuts on the bolts forming the guide members 58 are tightened to secure the plate in such position. The plate 57 has welded thereto adjacent to each side of the woman's hips two upright slotted guide plates 60, 60 adapted to slidably support a girdle member 61 consisting of a cast aluminum half girdle or skirt covering only the lower abdomen and the sides of the hips and having a free open passage for the child to be born. The girdle member 61 is slidably connected to the four guide plates 60 by screws which are welded to the vertical sides of such member and project out through the slots in such plates, and wing nuts 62 which are tightened on such screws to bold the member 61 in an adjusted position on the guide plates 60. When the girdle member 61 is properly adjusted relative to the perspective mother, it prevents movement of her abdomen radially above and over the pelvis, thus assuring that all movement of the fetus will be through the natural channel, which is the main central opening in the pelvic bone. The member 61 also funnels the centrifugal pressures of organs lying between the fetus and the head of the woman towards and against the fetus, thus augmenting the latter's tendency to be pressed out of the womb through the pelvic opening and out of the mother's body. =20 Positioned outwardly of the slide plate 57 and mounted on the stretcher deck 32 so as to be located beneath the woman's thighs is a second sliding plate 65 provided with guide members in the form of wing bolts 66 which extend through longitudinally extending slots 67 in the deck 32 to adjustably connect such sliding plate 65 to the deck. Fixedly mounted on the plate 65 in any suitable manner are a pair of thigh holder plates 68, 68. Inasmuch as the plates 68, 68 are the main agents for preventing the woman's body from being moved radially of the axis of rotation by the centrifugal force, they are of great importance and should be made particularly sturdy and be securely connected to plate 65. Also as the whole of the centrifugal force of the woman's body will be transmitted through the slide plate 65 to the stretcher deck 32, it is advisable to use wing bolts 66 of strong construction and possibly more than two pairs of the same. =20 Located between the side edges of the sliding plate 65 and the side edges of the stretcher deck 32 are a pair of elongated plates 70, 70 slidably connected for longitudinal adjustment on such deck 32 by the wing bolts 71 and slots 72 in the deck 32. Suitably secured to each plate 70 is a boot member 73 for receiving and holding the woman's foot in proper relation to her position during the operation. =20 Also positioned on the side edge portions of the deck 32 adjacent to the sides of plate 65, and located between the plates 70 and the ends of the transverse plate 37, are two plates 76, 76. The plates 76 are each slidably connected to the deck 32 for longitudinal adjustment thereon by wing bolts 77 and slots 78 in such deck. Each of the plates 76 is provided with a hand grip 79 for the woman in the operation of the machine. =20 In addition to the aforesaid supports and grips, the apparatus is provided with several straps to assure the safe, steady and comfortable positioning of the woman on the stretcher. Thus, the head is held firm by a chin or neck strap 82 detachably connected at its ends to the stretcher deck 32. The body is steadied by a strap 83 provided on the transverse plate 57, and the thighs are firmly held in the thigh plates 68 by straps 84 connected to the sides of such plates. =20 Means are provided to assure the safe delivery of the fetus and to stop the machine immediately upon such delivery. These means comprise a pocket-shaped reception net 88 made of strong, elastic material and supported under tension by tail ropes 89 secured at one end by the tail hook 90 to the tail mast 91 fixed to the outer end of plate 65, and secured at their other diverged ends by the hooks 92 to the thigh holders 68. When properly supported in this fashion, the net 88 is barely in contact with the upright member 93 of the automatic switchout hinged "L" lever. The horizontal part 94 of the hinged "L" lever rests firmly on the switch out button 95, which latter rests lightly, but firmly, on the spring switch contactor 96. The bottom or closed end of the net 83 is lined with a thick wad of cotton 97. When the fetus leaves the mother's vagina and lands on the cotton bed 97 in the net 88, its weight, as a result of the rotation of the machine, exerts a radial centrifugal force on the bottom of the elastic net 88. This force on the net 88 presses on the upright switch-out plate 93 causing the depression of the horizontal switch-out plate 94 and the switch-out button 95, which through a known conventional circuit arrangement (not shown) causes an electric switch in the control box 16 to stop the drive motor 15 and the rotation of the whole machine. =20 A suitable hand brake 18 is provided adjacent to the controller 16 to enable the operator to stop quickly the inertial rotation of the machine after the current is switched off either by the new born child, or by the operator on instruction from the gynecologist in charge of the operation, or by suitable automatic means which come into operation when the rate of revolution of the machine, either through mistake or malfunction, exceeds the amount considered safe for the particular patient thereon. In the construction illustrated in FIGS. 1 to 3 of the drawings, such as automatic means is shown as constituted of a steam engine centrifugal ball governor 105 mounted on a frame 106 over the center of rotation of the machine. The frame 106 is mounted on angle irons 107 welded to the bottom surfaces of the I-beams 26. The slide ring 108 of the governor 105 carries two adjustable vertical switch-out prongs 109 which cooperate with a switch 110 positioned to control a circuit in the control box 16 at a given rotational speed of the governor. As the speed of rotation of the governor increases to such given speed, the governor balls 111 fly outwardly and upwardly and lift the sliding ring 108, which raises the prongs 109 and causes them to operate the switch 110 to cause suitable means in the controller 16 to switch out the motor 15. =20 For safety sake, the machine is enclosed in an annular fence 115 capable of excluding all personnel from the reach of the revolving deck 28. The fence 115 is equipped with two gates 116 which can be opened before and after spinning to facilitate safe access of personnel while installing or dismantling the stretcher 24 on the deck 28. The gates are provided with hinge spurs 117 which will not permit rotation of the deck 28 unless the gates 116 are closed. =20 It will he understood from the aforesaid description of the embodiment of the apparatus illustrated in FIGS. 1 to 3 of the drawings, that the expectant mother is initially installed on the stretcher 24 at a place remote from the apparatus. The stretcher it readily removed from the deck plate 28 by unscrewing the wing nuts 39, lifting the head end of the stretcher up from the deck 28, and then sliding the bayonet extensions 35 of the stretcher bottom plate 29 out of the holes 36 in the deck plate 28. The dismantled stretcher is then placed on a carting table and wheeled to the patient's bed. The patient is weighed and measurements are taken to enable proper adjustment of the girdle plate 57, the thigh plate 65, the foot plates 70, 70 and the handgrip plates 76, 76. When such plates are properly adjusted for the patient, they are fastened firmly and securely in place by lightening their associated wing nuts. The patient is then placed in position on the stretcher 24 with her bead on the pillow so that it will be near or at the center of rotation of the machine. The girdle 61 is then secured in position on the standards 60 and the inside surface of the girdle is packed firmly but not lightly with cotton wool 62, The thighs of the woman are placed inside the thigh holders 68, 68 and her feet are placed inside the boot members 73, 73. In the placement of the patient on the stretcher, the several plates on which the girdle 61, thigh holders 68, 68, boot members 73, 73 and hand grips 79, 79 are mounted, may be additionally adjusted so that the patient is comfortably, but properly and firmly positioned on the stretcher. The straps 82, 83 and 84 are now put in place and tightened to restrict the movement of the head, torso and thighs, respectively. The infant reception net 88 is then installed in position by attaching the hooks 90 and 92 to the tail post 91 and to to the thigh holders 68, 68, respectively. The inside of the net is provided with the wad of cotton 97 to protect the child against too direct a contact with the upright switchout plate 93. The patient is now ready to be whetted from her bed or the preparation room to the delivery room. =20 At the delivery room, the stretcher 24 is removed from the carting vehicle and placed on the deck plate 28 of the machine. In doing this, it is believed preferable to lift the head end of the stretcher about two feet above the foot end to enable the bayonet extensions 35 to be moved more readily through the openings 36 in the deck plate 28 until such extensions are firmly butted against the outer edges of such openings and the butting plate 37. In the same movement, the bolts 38 are threaded through the associated holes in the head end of stretcher plate 29 and such plate 29 is brought to rest in full contact with the deck plate 28. The wing nuts 39 are then firmly screwed onto the both 38 to solidly and immovably affix the stretcher and the patient to the deck plate 28. While the stretcher is being lowered to horizontal position on the deck plate 28, the switch-out button 95 passes through openings provided for it in the stretcher plates 29 and 32 and comes into position to be actuated by the horizontal switch arm 94. =20 When the patient has been properly installed in the machine, the required counter ballast weight of water, determined by the pre-operational weighing of the patient, is loaded through the funnels 48 into the ballast tanks 47. The gates 116 in the safety fence 115 are closed and latched after the stretcher carting vehicle and all personnel, except for the patient, leave the enclosure of the fence 116. The gynecologist in charge of the operation instructs the operator as to the gravitational force to be applied to the fetus and the latter takes his place at the controls 16 of the apparatus. =20 When the gynecologist decides that the most opportune tithe for childbirth has arrived, he instructs the operator to start the machine. when the operator moves the controller handle 21 from zero position the motor 15 is started and through the speed reducer 17 and the associated set of sheaves and belts, including the sheaves 19 and 20, the I-beam frame 26 and everything supported thereby are revolved horizontally about the vertical axis of shaft 14. As the operator moves the controller handle 21 to feed more and more current to the motor 15, the rotational speed of the machine progressively increases and so does the centrifugal force. The relationship of speed of rotation and of acceleration at three feet distance from the center of rotation is illustrated by the following table: =20 R.p.m. R.p.s Acceleration in ft./sec./sec/ Acceleration in g's 0.0 0.0 0 0 31.2 0.52 32 1 41.1 0.76 64 2 53.9 0.92 96 3 62.4 1.04 128 4 69.7 1.16 160 5 76.3 1.27 192 6 82.3 1.37 224 7 =20 Both the body of the mother and the fetus are subjected to centrifugal forces which are functions of distance from the center of rotation and the speed of rotation. The body of the mother is firmly held in position against movement as a whole under such forces by the boot members 73, 73, the thigh holders 68, 68, the girdle 61, the hand grips 79, 79, and the belts 82, 83 and 84. However, there are no external means present which will interfere with the fetus' tendency to respond to the action of the centrifugal force. Only those forces which oppose normal childbirth i.e. the frictional and constrictional forces within the mother, are to he overcome by the combined action of the mother's muscles and the centrifugal force created by the rotation of the fetus in the machine. The physician's estimate of how much of this centrifugal force will be needed to assist the mother in achieving the birth of the child and the maximum g's that can he used with safety on the particular patient, are derided upon before the operation. During the operation, the operator gradually speeds up the machine to the predetermined force which is expected to produce the birth of the child, and if such force does not accomplish this, he does not exceed it, unless the physician decides to go the higher g's. He cannot, however, go beyond the maximum g's for which the machine has been set without causing the governor 105 to shut down the machine. When in the operation of the machine, the operator reaches a rate of rotation at which the combination of pressures produced both by the created centrifugal force and by the mother exceed the childbirth resisting forces (friction and constriction), the movement of the fetus occurs and the child it delivered into the net 88. While in the net, the child is still subjected to the action of centrifugal force and is caused by such force to firmly press against the elastic bottom of the net 88. As the elastic cables 89 and the net give somewhat to this force which is equal to the weight of the child multiplied by the number of g's it is subjected to, the cotton wad 97 in the net it pressed by the child against the switch lever 93 which it actuated to cut the power from the motor 15 and may be utilized to activate an electric bell, announcing the event. The operator then applies the handbrake 18 to gently bring she machine to a complete stop. Thereupon, the stretcher with the mother on it is detached from the machine and transported to her room. =20 As has been above indicated, the apparatus depicted m FIGS. 1-3 of the drawings is shown by way of example and it is within the contemplation of the invention to include other embodiments containing the essential features thereof. Thus, instead of mounting the stretcher horizontally on the machine which is the preferred condition where the number of g's employed in accomplishing the birth of the child is relatively high (say above 8 g's), the machine may be constructed as is indicated in FIG. 4, to take care of births which may be brought about at much lower g's. In this connection, and before entering into a description of FIG. 4, it might be said that the centrifugal force carried by rotation of an object about a vertical axis has a horizontal direction, but due to the always present gravitational force, the actual force exerted on such object is a resultant of these two forces. The influence of the gravitational force on the direction of action of the resultant force is greatest at the lower rotational speeds, and its effect becomes progressively less and less important at the higher g's so that the direction of the resultant progressively approaches the horizontal. Therefore, in order to obtain the maximum effect of the resultant on the fetus, especially at the lower rotational speeds, the mother should be placed in such a position on the machine as to obtain the nearest possible parallelism between the direction of action of the resultant and the line connecting the center of gravity of the fetus and the center point of the opening of the pelvis through which the fetus has to travel on its way out. To enable this to be accomplished at the lower rotational speeds, at which the gravitational force is of increasingly greater importance, it is necessary that the stretcher be given an inclination corresponding to the prediagnosed g's at which it is expected that delivery will take place. This may be accomplished by modifying the above described embodiment of FIGS. 1 to 3 of the drawings to the extent that the deck 28 of such embodiment is dispensed with, and instead supporting the stretcher 24 directly on the I-beams 26 and two standards 120 as is shown in FIG. 4 of the drawings. In such construction, the I-beams 26 are provided with two lugs 121 to which the foot end of the stretcher is pivotally connected by means of a removable rod 122 that extends through openings provided in the side channels 31 of the stretcher. The standards 120 are securely welded to the I-beams 26 and are provided with a number of openings 123 through which a removable rod 124 may he inserted to support the stretcher at different inclinations dependent on the pre-determined rotational speeds selected for delivery, as is indicated by the dotted partial outlines of the stretcher in FIG. 4. Like the rod 122, the rod 124 extends through openings provided in the side channels 31 of the stretcher. The standards 120 also support the frame 106' for the governor 105. =20 As is shown in FIG. 5 of the drawings, it is also possible to have the stretcher automatically adjust its slope to the optimum direction at whatever rate of rotation it happens to be spinning at a given moment. This is achieved by hinging the stretcher at its head end on the standards 120' by means of a removable rod extending through openings provided in the side channels 31 of the stretcher and openings 125 provided in such standards 120' at a moderate height above the main I beams 26 of the machine, and letting the foot end of the stretcher rest freely on the outer ends of such I-beams. If, for example, the height of the openings 125 in standards 120' is selected so that the angle of repose of the stretcher corresponds to the angle of inclination the stretcher would assume when subjected to a centrifugal acceleration of two g's, no elevation of the foot end of the stretcher will occur before the speed of rotation is high enough to cause a horizontal component of two g's. As soon as that minimum is exceeded, the foot end of the stretcher will leave the surfaces of the I-beams 26 and rise higher and higher as the speed of rotation is increased, to provide the stretcher with a slope which corresponds to the resultant of the gravitational and acceleration forces at any given speed of rotation of the machine. Thus as the physician slowly increases the g's to the value at which the travel of the fetus begins, the centrifugal and gravitational forces automatically adjust the inclination of the mother's body to the optimum position for efficient application of the accelerating forces. This assures that the patient will be submitted to the very minimum acceleration which is necessary to produce the dislodgement of the fetus. When the child has been delivered and the mother cut out in the manner described in the embodiment of FIGS. 1-3, the foot of the stretcher will return to a gentle landing on the I-beams 26 as the machine decelerates. It will he understood, that in all of the embodiments of the invention it is the primary purpose of the apparatus disclosed to accomplish delivery of the fetus by providing the necessary g`s required in any particular instance and this even though the supplementary forces supplied by the patient are zero either because she is too weak to render any assistance at all, or has lost consciousness. =20 It will be understood that other changes and modifications may be made in the apparatus without departing from the spirit of the invention, or the scope of the appended claims. =20 What is claimed is: =20 1. Child delivery apparatus comprising a centrifuge, means for supporting said centrifuge for rotational movement about a vertical axis, means for holding the patient's body against dislodgement by the centrifugal forces created in such rotational movement, with her body disposed radially of said vertical axis in proper attitude for delivery of the child and with her head located at or near said vertical axis, said holding means including means for securing the patient's body in place on said centrifuge, means for supporting the patient's limbs in child bearing position against the centrifugal forces, and means for supporting the abdomen against such forces, means connected to said supporting means for rotating said centrifuge, means controlling said rotating means to precisely control the rate of revolution of said centrifuge by said rotating means, and means for applying braking action to the revolving centrifuge. =20 2. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 1, in which said means for supporting the patient's limbs, include means engaging and supporting the thighs of the patient, and means for holding the feet in place. =20 3. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 2, in which said supporting means additionally include means providing handholds for the patient. =20 4. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 1, including a detachable stretcher for carrying the patient to and from said centrifuge, and means positively connecting said detachable stretcher to said centrifuge to form a unitary device, said holding, and limb and abdomen supporting means being mounted on said detachable stretcher. =20 5. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 1, including means on said turntable for counter-balancing the weight of the patient thereon, said counter-balancing means including a plurality of containers adjustably loaded with a weighting material to vary the weight thereof, and means for securing said containers so said centrifuge. =20 6. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 1, including means located between said limb supporting means in position to receive the discharged infant, said infant receiving means being connected to and supported by said limb supporting means. =20 7. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 1, including means enclosing said centrifuge for exclusion of personnel during the rotating movements of said centrifuge and having an entry opening closed by a gate, and means controlled by said gate for controlling the operation of said centrifuge. =20 8. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 1, in which said holding means includes detachable stretcher means having a body supporting portion of sufficient length to enable the patient's head to be located at or near said vertical axis of said centrifuge, and means for attaching said stretcher means to said centrifuge against dislodgement thereof in a radial direction with relation to said vertical axis by the centrifugal forces. =20 9. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 8, in which said attaching means comprises means for connecting the foot end of said stretcher means to said turntable, and means for supporting the head end of said stretcher means raised with relation to the foot end thereof so that said stretcher is in an inclined position relative to said vertical axis. =20 10. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 9, in which said foot end attaching means pivotally connects said stretcher means to said turntable, and in which said head end attaching means is selectively operable to support the stretcher means at a plurality of given inclinations relative to said vertical axis. =20 11. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 8, in which said attaching means supports the head end of said stretcher means for pivotal movement about a horizontal axis which intersects said vertical axis, the foot end of said stretcher means being unattached so that said stretcher means automatically assumes different inclinations at different rotational speeds of said turntable above a given rotational speed thereof. =20 12. Child delivery apparatus comprising a turntable, means for supporting said turntable for rotational movement about a vertical axis and enabling a patient to be positioned in child bearing position on said turntable radially of such vertical axis and with her head located in the proximity of the center of rotation of said turntable, means connected to said supporting means for rotating said turntable at given controlled rotational speeds, means connected to said turntable for holding the patient's body on said turntable in said radial position against dislodgement relative thereto by the centrifugal forces created by the rotational movements of said turntable, means connected to said turntable for preventing undesirable distortion of certain parts of the patient's body under such centrifugal forces, and means for receiving the child delivered by the patient. =20 13. Child bearing apparatus such as defined in claim 12, including means controlled by the delivery of the child into said receiving means for controlling the operation of said rotating means. =20 14. Child delivery apparatus comprising a turntable, means for supporting said turntable for rotational movement about a vertical axis and enabling a patient to be positioned in child bearing position on said turntable radially of such vertical axis and with her head located in the proximity of the center of rotation of said turntable, means connected to said supporting means for rotating said turntable at given controlled rotational speeds, means connected to said turntable for holding the patient's body on said turntable in said radial position against dislodgement relative thereto by the centrifugal forces created by the rotational movements of said turntable, said holding means including detachable stretcher means having a body supporting portion of sufficient length to enable the patient's head to be located at or near the center of rotation of said turntable, and means for attaching said stretcher means to said turntable against dislodgement thereof in a radial direction with relation to said vertical axis by the centrifugal forces, means connected to said turntable for preventing undesirable distortion of certain parts of the patient's body under such centrifugal forces, a flexible receiving member detachably connected to said stretcher means and arranged to receive the child delivered by the patient, and means arranged to be operated by the weight of the child contained in said receiving member to control the operation of said rotating means. _________________________________________________________________ =20 [10]Prior page [11]Home page [12]Inventor Links=20 References 1. http://colitz.com/site/3216423/fig1.htm 2. http://colitz.com/site/3216423/3216423f.htm 3. http://colitz.com/site/3216423/figselec.htm 4. http://colitz.com/site/pgselec.htm 5. http://colitz.com/site/3216423/fig1.htm 6. http://colitz.com/site/3216423/fig2.htm 7. http://colitz.com/site/3216423/fig3.htm 8. http://colitz.com/site/3216423/fig4.htm 9. http://colitz.com/site/3216423/fig5.htm 10. http://colitz.com/site/wacky/wackyold.htm 11. http://colitz.com/site/index.htm 12. http://colitz.com/site/links.htm --1920166039-1200191903-928925003=:12764-- --part1_1a18729c.2492f4d6_boundary-- ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 16:43:59 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 19:40:35 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Oh God....I KNEW it was all a conspriacy!! They DESIGN this stuff that way....to make it impossible for the repair guy to straighten out.! :) HMMMMMM.......Then again I can CHARGE more and then blame the DESIGNER! IT'S BRILLIANT!!!!! THANK YOU!!!! Gene "I Think, Therefore... I get Headaches!" ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 16:56:18 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: SarahProf@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <67133fb1.2492fbbc@aol.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 19:54:36 EDT Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Most profound ... Thank you ... Sarah Prof ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 17:02:25 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: SarahProf@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <6b2199b2.2492fd06@aol.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 20:00:06 EDT Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit I would like to hear (humbly submitted for your enjoyment (you should hear the limerick Einstein wrote) I would be most grateful for your time ... in downloading the illustrious' Einstein's limerick concerning this subject! Most sincerely, Sarah Prof! ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 18:25:03 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 21:21:38 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Dear Sarah, I just heard on the local news that DeForrest Kelly (Bones on The Original Star Trek) has passed on. He was truly my personal favorite....good at his job and "Just an Ole' Country Doctor". He will certainly be missed. :( Gene On Fri, 11 Jun 1999 SarahProf@aol.com wrote: > I would like to hear (humbly submitted for your enjoyment > (you should hear the limerick Einstein wrote) > > I would be most grateful for your time ... in downloading the illustrious' > Einstein's limerick concerning this subject! > > Most sincerely, Sarah Prof! > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 19:12:30 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: SarahProf@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <13995132.24931bdd@aol.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 1999 22:11:41 EDT Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Gene: A most profound Loss...to us all! Also those who did not have the opportunity of knowing the wonders of this person! Sarah! ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 04:38:48 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Rott20745@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <4d8541eb.2493a072@aol.com> Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 07:37:22 EDT Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit too bad about deforrest. he will be missed. my favorite quote is from the first movie "i know engineers, they love to change things" farewell bones ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 04:46:25 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Rott20745@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <6279926a.2493a15d@aol.com> Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 07:41:17 EDT Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit this is steeped in legend mind you. in other words i might be dead wrong but this is what i am told he wrote. (by a physics prof) There was a young lady named Wright. Who could travel much faster than light. She left one day. In a relative way. And returned the previous night. enjoy ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 09:27:32 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 12:24:06 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Yes, that's similar to the one that I heard at USF a few years ago. That kind of activty could be alot of fun. :) Assumming that you avoid causuality and paradoxes etc. They should really put up signs about those kind of things. We do that with the strrets why not with relavistic travel? I don't understand...do you???? Gene On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 Rott20745@aol.com wrote: > this is steeped in legend mind you. in other words i might be dead wrong but > this is what i am told he wrote. (by a physics prof) > > There was a young lady named Wright. > Who could travel much faster than light. > She left one day. > In a relative way. > And returned the previous night. > > enjoy > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 12:44:09 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <3762B8F6.E70A0EAC@Mad-Scientists.ORG> Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 12:45:59 -0700 From: Ig00r Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG MIME-Version: 1.0 To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic References: Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Eugene Valido wrote: > > Yes, that's similar to the one that I heard at > USF a few years ago. That kind of activty could be > alot of fun. :) Assumming that you avoid causuality > and paradoxes etc. They should really put up signs > about those kind of things. We do that with the strrets > why not with relavistic travel? > I don't understand...do you???? > > Gene I don't know about signs, but I remember seeing a rule on one of the airline reservation systems (EasySabre I think), that the return flight cannot be earlier than the departing flight. -Ig00r ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 13:15:48 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 16:12:21 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII LOL!!! I saw a good one at a Sci-Fi convention that the hotel had put up.(So someone said) " Klingon Vistors" "DO NOT SQUEEZE THE FERENGI" "WE CANNOT AFFORD THE EXTRA CLEANING STAFF" "Borg Drones" "NO ASSIMILATIONS IN THE MAIN LOBBY" "OR ELEVATORS" "NO TIME-TRAVEL NEAR THE POOL AREA" :) Gene On Sat, 12 Jun 1999, Ig00r wrote: > Eugene Valido wrote: > > > > Yes, that's similar to the one that I heard at > > USF a few years ago. That kind of activty could be > > alot of fun. :) Assumming that you avoid causuality > > and paradoxes etc. They should really put up signs > > about those kind of things. We do that with the strrets > > why not with relavistic travel? > > I don't understand...do you???? > > > > Gene > > I don't know about signs, but I remember seeing a rule on one of the > airline reservation systems (EasySabre I think), that the return flight > cannot be earlier than the departing flight. > > -Ig00r > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 14:53:40 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: SarahProf@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 17:52:08 EDT Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit In a message dated 6/12/99 2:52:34 PM Central Daylight Time, Ig00r@Mad-Scientists.ORG writes: > I don't know about signs, but I remember seeing a rule on one of the > airline reservation systems (EasySabre I think), that the return flight > cannot be earlier than the departing flight. > > -Ig00r Justice and wisdom reigns supreme! Thank you, -Ig00r. Sarah! ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 16:53:55 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Rott20745@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <18e4fb04.24944ca1@aol.com> Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 19:52:01 EDT Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit speaking of signs, lets talk. Why does my wife's blow dryer have a warning to not use it in the shower? Common sense will tell you that you won't dry your hair while there's water falling on it. What about those dessicant packs that say "DO NOT EAT"? Is the flavor a secret? on a personal note my four year old was just jumping and he said "look im jumping on the ground." i asked him "how do you know your not bouncing the earth off your feet?" ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 17:00:54 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Rott20745@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 19:59:26 EDT Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit trivia the ship status display on the enterprise-dee has "Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems" printed at the bottom. any Bukaroo Bansai fans out there? ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 17:11:16 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 20:07:48 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII That was a in-joke at Paramount because one of the artists was a big Buckaroo fan. Thats one of those backlot legends. Why does detergent have a warning that says "Keep Dry"? "I Think, Therefore... I get Headaches!" On Sat, 12 Jun 1999 Rott20745@aol.com wrote: > trivia > the ship status display on the enterprise-dee has "Yoyodyne Propulsion > Systems" printed at the bottom. any Bukaroo Bansai fans out there? > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sun, 13 Jun 1999 19:30:23 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sun, 13 Jun 1999 22:26:47 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: Science Education Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Hi, I was wondering if they teach science in school especially High School. Where I live, we have a large swimming pool. Last night there were about 7 or 8 people in the pool. Two of them were in SCUBA gear, taking SCUBA lessons. That's ok. But during a THUNDERSTORM??? In FLORIDA during a THUNDERSTORM? My neighbor actually heard one of them say, "We ought to go inside soon, we might catch a cold." A COLD????? Gene Mad Scientist ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sun, 13 Jun 1999 20:13:18 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sun, 13 Jun 1999 20:11:28 MST From: Nigel Sharp Reply-To: MAD-SCIENTISTS@VJC.COM To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG CC: sharp@noao.edu Message-ID: <009D9961.6250FFDC.13@vms.noao.edu> Subject: Re: ahh to wax poetic >... airline reservation systems (EasySabre I think), that the return flight > cannot be earlier than the departing flight. > That's not silly, it's just mean. Most airlines charge different rates for round trips ABA and BAB, and that rule is to stop me buying BAB for half of ABA and structuring it as AB-BA ... believe me, I've tried. ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1999 01:42:13 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Rott20745@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <6718c0f9.24961a1f@aol.com> Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1999 04:41:03 EDT Subject: Re: Science Education To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit It goes right to the top. we recently took over a product line that originated in our plant in england. the engineers had to convert the blueprints (cartoons) over to our format. well they never checked on the symbology on the british prints. they just copied them. also the way the part is displayed is opposite the us method so the machine shop promptly spat out mirror image parts. being the lowly inspector guy i found it to be quite entertaining. stuff like this makes me confident that im set for life. what a racket...he he he ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1999 03:23:39 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Mon, 14 Jun 1999 06:20:11 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: Science Education Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII That's somthing I sure missed! If this kind of thing is the norm then I'm NEVER going to be without work. I can't tell you how many times I've had to go over to some office or home and listen to a litany of why doesn't the printer (insert item of choice______________) do anything, only to find the cable or power cord is disconneted! High Tech meets Fawlty Towers (*sigh* grin) Gene Mad Scientist On Mon, 14 Jun 1999 Rott20745@aol.com wrote: > It goes right to the top. we recently took over a product line that > originated in our plant in england. the engineers had to convert the > blueprints (cartoons) over to our format. well they never checked on the > symbology on the british prints. they just copied them. also the way the > part is displayed is opposite the us method so the machine shop promptly spat > out mirror image parts. > being the lowly inspector guy i found it to be quite entertaining. stuff > like this makes me confident that im set for life. what a racket....he he he > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 01:45:34 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Rott20745@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <1483dfc8.24976c70@aol.com> Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 04:44:32 EDT Subject: Re: Science Education To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit kinda like the guy that called the computer store to complain that the "cup holder" on his new computer would not hold his 32 oz. big gulp soda from wawa and broke. duh!! ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 19:32:00 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: SarahProf@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <2c2cecb7.24986598@aol.com> Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 22:27:36 EDT Subject: Are they material for this disfuntional group? To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Subj: U.S. ARMY Official Voice Mail Message . Thank you for calling the United States Army. I'm sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged. Please leave a message with your country, name of organization, the region, the specific crisis, and a number at which we can call you. As soon as we have sorted out the Balkans, Iraq, Korea, China, the Y2K Bug, marching up and down the streets of Washington, D.C., and compulsory Consideration Of Others training, we will return your call. Please speak after the tone, or if you require more options, please listen to the following numbers: If your crisis is small, and close to the sea, press 1 for the United States Marine Corps. If your concern is distant, with a temperate climate and good hotels, and can be solved by one or two low risk, high altitude bombing runs, please press 2 for the United States Air Force. Please note this service is not available after 1630 hours, or on weekends. Special consideration will be given to customers requiring satellite or stealth technology who can provide additional research and development funding. If your inquiry concerns a situation which can be resolved by a bit of gray flannel, bunting, flags and a really good marching band, please write, well in advance, to the United States Navy. Please note that Tomahawk missile service is extremely limited and will be provided on a first-come, first-served basis. If your inquiry is urgent, (i.e. need ground forces in 22-72 hours) please press 3 for the Rapid deployment Force. If you are in real hot trouble, please press 4, and your call will be routed to the United States Army special Operations Command. Please note that a compulsory credit check will be required to ensure you can afford the inherent TDY costs. Also be aware that USASOC may bill your account at any time and is not required to tell you why, as it will be classified. If you are interested in joining the Army and wish to be shouted at, paid little, have premature arthritis, put your wife and family in a condemned hut miles from civilization, and are prepared to work your *** off daily, risking your life, in all weather and terrain, both day and night, whilst watching Congress try to erode your original benefits package, then please stay on the line. Your call will shortly be connected to a bitter passed-over Army Recruiter in an old strip mall down by the Post Office. Have a pleasant day, and thank you again for trying to contact the United States Army. Sounds a great outfit to unfit in! Sarah! ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 19:52:18 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 22:48:43 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: Are they material for this disfuntional group? Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII LOL!!! Sounds like the unit my cousin was in. OHH Boy! What fun!! I've just GOT to call TODAY!! ROFL!!! Gene "I Think, Therefore... I'm not in USCENTCOM !" ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 20:25:28 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: SarahProf@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <7cc46cbe.249872ba@aol.com> Date: Tue, 15 Jun 1999 23:23:38 EDT Subject: Re: Are they material for this disfuntional group? To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit In a message dated 6/15/99 10:00:45 PM Central Daylight Time, sfpki@scfn.thpl.lib.fl.us writes: > Subj: Re: Are they material for this dysfunctional group? > Date: 6/15/99 10:00:45 PM Central Daylight Time > From: sfpki@scfn.thpl.lib.fl.us (Eugene Valido) > Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM > Reply-to: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists. ORG > To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > LOL!!! > Sounds like the unit my cousin was in. OHH Boy! What fun!! > I've just GOT to call TODAY!! > ROFL!!! > Gene > "I Think, Therefore... I'm not in USCENTCOM !" Most unimpressed you are not in USCENTCOM! I have joined .. yet as of today i am not there, yesterday I was there, and tomorrow I plan for ... yet they are not there! Sounds a totally jolly life! Sarah ... Everyone has to be somewhere?! ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Wed, 16 Jun 1999 01:21:32 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Rott20745@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: Date: Wed, 16 Jun 1999 04:20:19 EDT Subject: Re: Are they material for this disfuntional group? To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit hi all, i took the ASVAB test for the air force back in 1979 (hot damn ya should have seen me then) and i did really well except for the three or four automotive questions. hey i was driving a vw beetle and they were oddly built. the salesman...err recruiter guy told me that i could "go just about anywhere in the service except the motor pool." i said "you mean i might fly one of these $20,000,000 jet fighters?" he said yup. then i said "but i cant tune up a $4,000 jeep?" when he agreed with that, i told him i didnt want to work for a bunch of idiots like him and left. truth is stranger than fact...grandpa jones ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Wed, 16 Jun 1999 04:06:52 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Wed, 16 Jun 1999 07:03:08 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: MAD-SCIENTISTS@VJC.COM To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: Are they material for this disfuntional group? Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Greetings, I noticed on the news that the Kosovar Liberation Army was rolling in to reclaim their territory. I said rolling and not walking because they were driving TANKS. M-60/A1 (the used family model.) Last week they couldn't get rifles or small arms ammunition. Today....tanks. If my apartment complex was invaded, how much money could I get? MMMMMMMMMMMM. Food for thought. If any Mad Scientist could reccommend an invading alien armada to attack this area, I would be most grateful. Then I could dial the White House and live in $TYLE! Again....HHHMMMMMMM. :) Gene "I Think, Therefore...I'm broke!" ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Wed, 30 Jun 1999 14:43:36 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Wed, 30 Jun 1999 17:39:42 -0400 (EDT) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: mad-scientists@mad-scientists.org Subject: Fresnel Vs. Fire Ants Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII The most common large fresnel lens measures 15"x15" and can generate a pinpoint of light that has a temperature of 2000 degrees. And the fireants...the pop when you cook 'em! Gene Valido Mad Scientist & Evil Genius Extrodinare