Archive-Date: Tue, 16 Nov 1999 16:16:39 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Tue, 16 Nov 1999 18:10:08 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: 10 commandments Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: MULTIPART/MIXED; BOUNDARY="-559023410-851401618-942793808=:9945" This message is in MIME format. The first part should be readable text, while the remaining parts are likely unreadable without MIME-aware tools. Send mail to mime@docserver.cac.washington.edu for more info. ---559023410-851401618-942793808=:9945 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Dear Mad Scientists of all persuasions and species: I have attached what I belive to be the "Ten Commandments of Elevator Etiquette." Please enjoy!!!! 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Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <0.cb6a3bd9.256522d7@aol.com> Date: Thu, 18 Nov 1999 04:37:27 EST Subject: Re: 10 commandments To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit how about rearranging the floor buttons? i liked the human head one. gonna relabel my six-packer bob ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 18 Nov 1999 17:41:05 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Thu, 18 Nov 1999 19:34:33 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Fw: Recipe for the holiday (fwd) Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Gene Valido Mad Scientist Evil Genius Supreme Lunatic SuperVillian this is a hoot! Subject: Recipe for the holiday > > >> Subject: Fw: recipe for fruit cakes > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> >Subject: Recipe for the holiday > >> > > > >> > >Guess what you all are getting? > >> > > >> > >With the holidays coming, I thought you all could use this... > >> > > Fruitcake Recipe > >> > > 1 cup water > >> > > 1 cup sugar > >> > > 4 large eggs > >> > > 2 cups dried fruit > >> > > 1 teaspoon baking soda > >> > > 1 teaspoon salt > >> > > 1 cup brown sugar > >> > > lemon juice > >> > > nuts > >> > > 1 gallon whiskey > >> > > > >> > > > >> > >Sample the whiskey to check for quality. > >> > >Take a large bowl. > >> > >Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. > >> > >Pour one level cup and drink. > >> > >Repeat. > >> > >Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a > >> > >large, fluffy > >> > >bowl. > >> > >Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. > >> > > > >> > >Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. > >> > >Turn off mixer. > >> > >Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. > >> > >Mix on the turner. > >> > >If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry > >> > >it loose with > >> > >a drewscriver. > >> > >Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. > >> > > > >> > >Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who > >> > >cares? > >> > >Check the whiskey. > >> > >Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. > >> > >Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. > >> > >Whatever you can > >> > >find. > >> > >Grease the oven. > >> > > > >> > >Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. > >> > >Don't forget to beat off the turner. > >> > >Throw the bowl out of the window. > >> > >Check the whiskey again. > >> > > Go to bed. > >> > > Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway? > >> > > > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 19 Nov 1999 06:26:39 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Fri, 19 Nov 1999 08:20:07 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Fw: Joy of Coffee (fwd) Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Gene Valido Mad Scientist Evil Genius Supreme Lunatic SuperVillian > The Joy of Coffee > -Anon > > > > Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. > > It maketh me to wake in green pastures: > it leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. > > It restoreth my buzz: > it leadeth me in the paths of consciousness > for its name's sake. > > Yea, though I walk through the valley > of the shadow of addiction, > I will fear no Equal (tm): > for thou art with me; > thy cream and thy sugar > they comfort me. > > Thou preparest a carafe before me > in the prescence of Juan Valdez: > thou anointest my day with pep; > my mug runneth over. > > Surely richness and taste shall follow me > all the days of my life: > and I will dwell in the House of Maxwell forever. > > > http://www.paganlibrary.com/humor/index.html >