Archive-Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 13:39:34 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:31:05 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: International Society of Mad Scientists , Tistal Nadu , Collin Thompson , Robin Sharrock , Kathy Kathis , "Nitestar* (=^:^=)" Subject: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Take a look at http://www.knightcastle.com/xechon/images/genecard.jpg I'm MAD, I'm WORLDWIDE!!! AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! Gene Valido Mad Scientist and Evil Genius International Society of Mad Scientists Department of Hazardous Experiments Ministry of Scientific Craziness Doomsday Weapons Field Tester Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) Professor of Supercomputing at the Bavarian College of Mad Science Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 17:06:10 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <20000204000514.12688.qmail@hotmail.com> From: "Vladek Rohoza" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 16:05:14 PST MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed great and DON'T EVER CHANGE >From: Eugene Valido >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG >To: International Society of Mad Scientists >, Tistal Nadu , >Collin Thompson , Robin Sharrock >, Kathy Kathis , >"Nitestar* (=^:^=)" >Subject: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:31:05 -0500 (EST) > >Take a look at http://www.knightcastle.com/xechon/images/genecard.jpg > >I'm MAD, I'm WORLDWIDE!!! >AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! > Gene Valido > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > International Society of Mad Scientists > Department of Hazardous Experiments > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > Professor of Supercomputing at the > Bavarian College of Mad Science > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 18:07:30 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <20000204010628.33811.qmail@hotmail.com> From: "Eric Pedersen" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 19:06:28 CST MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed mapulto, eh? i'm sorry, but i do believe that country no longer exists -- if memory serves me correctly, Vandalia took over mapulto in the great war of '86. Commandant-General Maxwell Q. Engelbach Vandalian Space Agency Committee for Projects with Questionable Intent >From: Eugene Valido >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG >To: International Society of Mad Scientists >, Tistal Nadu , >Collin Thompson , Robin Sharrock >, Kathy Kathis , >"Nitestar* (=^:^=)" >Subject: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:31:05 -0500 (EST) > >Take a look at http://www.knightcastle.com/xechon/images/genecard.jpg > >I'm MAD, I'm WORLDWIDE!!! >AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! > Gene Valido > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > International Society of Mad Scientists > Department of Hazardous Experiments > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > Professor of Supercomputing at the > Bavarian College of Mad Science > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 18:41:44 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 20:33:11 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Eric Pedersen CC: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII HMMMMMMMM.............. I've got to keep up with these things better. Was it in the newspaper? On Thu, 3 Feb 2000, Eric Pedersen wrote: > mapulto, eh? i'm sorry, but i do believe that country no longer exists -- if > memory serves me correctly, Vandalia took over mapulto in the great war of > '86. > > Commandant-General Maxwell Q. Engelbach > Vandalian Space Agency > Committee for Projects with Questionable Intent > > > >From: Eugene Valido > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > >To: International Society of Mad Scientists > >, Tistal Nadu , > >Collin Thompson , Robin Sharrock > >, Kathy Kathis , > >"Nitestar* (=^:^=)" > >Subject: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide > >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:31:05 -0500 (EST) > > > >Take a look at http://www.knightcastle.com/xechon/images/genecard.jpg > > > >I'm MAD, I'm WORLDWIDE!!! > >AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! > > Gene Valido > > > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > > International Society of Mad Scientists > > Department of Hazardous Experiments > > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > > Professor of Supercomputing at the > > Bavarian College of Mad Science > > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > > > > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > Gene Valido Mad Scientist and Evil Genius International Society of Mad Scientists Department of Hazardous Experiments Ministry of Scientific Craziness Doomsday Weapons Field Tester Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) Professor of Supercomputing at the Bavarian College of Mad Science Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 20:26:46 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <20000204032545.37530.qmail@hotmail.com> From: "Eric Pedersen" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 21:25:45 CST MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed you didn't know? my god, man. you must have been living under a rock for years. now, if you'll excuse me, i'm off to the proving ground. the launch is 5 minutes overdue already, and i can't afford to waste another second. >From: Eugene Valido >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG >To: Eric Pedersen >CC: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG >Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 20:33:11 -0500 (EST) > >HMMMMMMMM.............. > >I've got to keep up with these things better. Was it in the newspaper? >On Thu, 3 Feb 2000, Eric Pedersen wrote: > > > mapulto, eh? i'm sorry, but i do believe that country no longer exists >-- if > > memory serves me correctly, Vandalia took over mapulto in the great war >of > > '86. > > > > Commandant-General Maxwell Q. Engelbach > > Vandalian Space Agency > > Committee for Projects with Questionable Intent > > > > > > >From: Eugene Valido > > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > > >To: International Society of Mad Scientists > > >, Tistal Nadu , > > >Collin Thompson , Robin Sharrock > > >, Kathy Kathis , > > >"Nitestar* (=^:^=)" > > >Subject: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide > > >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:31:05 -0500 (EST) > > > > > >Take a look at http://www.knightcastle.com/xechon/images/genecard.jpg > > > > > >I'm MAD, I'm WORLDWIDE!!! > > >AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! > > > Gene Valido > > > > > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > > > International Society of Mad Scientists > > > Department of Hazardous Experiments > > > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > > > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > > > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > > > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > > > Professor of Supercomputing at the > > > Bavarian College of Mad Science > > > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > Gene Valido > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > International Society of Mad Scientists > Department of Hazardous Experiments > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > Professor of Supercomputing at the > Bavarian College of Mad Science > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 22:03:45 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 23:55:15 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII No....I've been in the lab/bunker for 5 yrs. On Thu, 3 Feb 2000, Eric Pedersen wrote: > you didn't know? my god, man. you must have been living under a rock for > years. now, if you'll excuse me, i'm off to the proving ground. the launch > is 5 minutes overdue already, and i can't afford to waste another second. > > > >From: Eugene Valido > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > >To: Eric Pedersen > >CC: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > >Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide > >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 20:33:11 -0500 (EST) > > > >HMMMMMMMM.............. > > > >I've got to keep up with these things better. Was it in the newspaper? > >On Thu, 3 Feb 2000, Eric Pedersen wrote: > > > > > mapulto, eh? i'm sorry, but i do believe that country no longer exists > >-- if > > > memory serves me correctly, Vandalia took over mapulto in the great war > >of > > > '86. > > > > > > Commandant-General Maxwell Q. Engelbach > > > Vandalian Space Agency > > > Committee for Projects with Questionable Intent > > > > > > > > > >From: Eugene Valido > > > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > > > >To: International Society of Mad Scientists > > > >, Tistal Nadu , > > > >Collin Thompson , Robin Sharrock > > > >, Kathy Kathis , > > > >"Nitestar* (=^:^=)" > > > >Subject: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide > > > >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:31:05 -0500 (EST) > > > > > > > >Take a look at http://www.knightcastle.com/xechon/images/genecard.jpg > > > > > > > >I'm MAD, I'm WORLDWIDE!!! > > > >AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! > > > > Gene Valido > > > > > > > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > > > > International Society of Mad Scientists > > > > Department of Hazardous Experiments > > > > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > > > > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > > > > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > > > > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > > > > Professor of Supercomputing at the > > > > Bavarian College of Mad Science > > > > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > > > Gene Valido > > > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > > International Society of Mad Scientists > > Department of Hazardous Experiments > > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > > Professor of Supercomputing at the > > Bavarian College of Mad Science > > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > > > > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > Gene Valido Mad Scientist and Evil Genius International Society of Mad Scientists Department of Hazardous Experiments Ministry of Scientific Craziness Doomsday Weapons Field Tester Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) Professor of Supercomputing at the Bavarian College of Mad Science Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 23:00:06 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <20000204055906.84113.qmail@hotmail.com> From: "Vladek Rohoza" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 21:59:06 PST MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed were that 5 yrs productive? >From: Eugene Valido >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG >To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG >Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 23:55:15 -0500 (EST) > >No....I've been in the lab/bunker for 5 yrs. >On Thu, 3 Feb 2000, Eric Pedersen wrote: > > > you didn't know? my god, man. you must have been living under a rock for > > years. now, if you'll excuse me, i'm off to the proving ground. the >launch > > is 5 minutes overdue already, and i can't afford to waste another >second. > > > > > > >From: Eugene Valido > > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > > >To: Eric Pedersen > > >CC: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > > >Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide > > >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 20:33:11 -0500 (EST) > > > > > >HMMMMMMMM.............. > > > > > >I've got to keep up with these things better. Was it in the newspaper? > > >On Thu, 3 Feb 2000, Eric Pedersen wrote: > > > > > > > mapulto, eh? i'm sorry, but i do believe that country no longer >exists > > >-- if > > > > memory serves me correctly, Vandalia took over mapulto in the great >war > > >of > > > > '86. > > > > > > > > Commandant-General Maxwell Q. Engelbach > > > > Vandalian Space Agency > > > > Committee for Projects with Questionable Intent > > > > > > > > > > > > >From: Eugene Valido > > > > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > > > > >To: International Society of Mad Scientists > > > > >, Tistal Nadu >, > > > > >Collin Thompson , Robin Sharrock > > > > >, Kathy Kathis , > > > > >"Nitestar* (=^:^=)" > > > > >Subject: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide > > > > >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:31:05 -0500 (EST) > > > > > > > > > >Take a look at >http://www.knightcastle.com/xechon/images/genecard.jpg > > > > > > > > > >I'm MAD, I'm WORLDWIDE!!! > > > > >AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! > > > > > Gene Valido > > > > > > > > > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > > > > > International Society of Mad Scientists > > > > > Department of Hazardous Experiments > > > > > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > > > > > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > > > > > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > > > > > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > > > > > Professor of Supercomputing at the > > > > > Bavarian College of Mad Science > > > > > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gene Valido > > > > > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > > > International Society of Mad Scientists > > > Department of Hazardous Experiments > > > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > > > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > > > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > > > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > > > Professor of Supercomputing at the > > > Bavarian College of Mad Science > > > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > Gene Valido > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > International Society of Mad Scientists > Department of Hazardous Experiments > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > Professor of Supercomputing at the > Bavarian College of Mad Science > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2000 08:09:46 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2000 10:01:12 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: Bunker Life Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Yes! I got to play with lasers and solar furnaces quite a bit! tehehehehee :) On Thu, 3 Feb 2000, Vladek Rohoza wrote: > were that 5 yrs productive? > > > >From: Eugene Valido > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > >To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > >Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide > >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 23:55:15 -0500 (EST) > > > >No....I've been in the lab/bunker for 5 yrs. > >On Thu, 3 Feb 2000, Eric Pedersen wrote: > > > > > you didn't know? my god, man. you must have been living under a rock for > > > years. now, if you'll excuse me, i'm off to the proving ground. the > >launch > > > is 5 minutes overdue already, and i can't afford to waste another > >second. > > > > > > > > > >From: Eugene Valido > > > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > > > >To: Eric Pedersen > > > >CC: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > > > >Subject: Re: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide > > > >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 20:33:11 -0500 (EST) > > > > > > > >HMMMMMMMM.............. > > > > > > > >I've got to keep up with these things better. Was it in the newspaper? > > > >On Thu, 3 Feb 2000, Eric Pedersen wrote: > > > > > > > > > mapulto, eh? i'm sorry, but i do believe that country no longer > >exists > > > >-- if > > > > > memory serves me correctly, Vandalia took over mapulto in the great > >war > > > >of > > > > > '86. > > > > > > > > > > Commandant-General Maxwell Q. Engelbach > > > > > Vandalian Space Agency > > > > > Committee for Projects with Questionable Intent > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >From: Eugene Valido > > > > > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > > > > > >To: International Society of Mad Scientists > > > > > >, Tistal Nadu > >, > > > > > >Collin Thompson , Robin Sharrock > > > > > >, Kathy Kathis , > > > > > >"Nitestar* (=^:^=)" > > > > > >Subject: I'm Bad....I'm Worldwide > > > > > >Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2000 15:31:05 -0500 (EST) > > > > > > > > > > > >Take a look at > >http://www.knightcastle.com/xechon/images/genecard.jpg > > > > > > > > > > > >I'm MAD, I'm WORLDWIDE!!! > > > > > >AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! > > > > > > Gene Valido > > > > > > > > > > > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > > > > > > International Society of Mad Scientists > > > > > > Department of Hazardous Experiments > > > > > > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > > > > > > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > > > > > > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > > > > > > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > > > > > > Professor of Supercomputing at the > > > > > > Bavarian College of Mad Science > > > > > > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Gene Valido > > > > > > > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > > > > International Society of Mad Scientists > > > > Department of Hazardous Experiments > > > > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > > > > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > > > > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > > > > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > > > > Professor of Supercomputing at the > > > > Bavarian College of Mad Science > > > > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > > > Gene Valido > > > > Mad Scientist and Evil Genius > > International Society of Mad Scientists > > Department of Hazardous Experiments > > Ministry of Scientific Craziness > > Doomsday Weapons Field Tester > > Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for > > The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) > > Professor of Supercomputing at the > > Bavarian College of Mad Science > > Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration > > > > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > Gene Valido Mad Scientist and Evil Genius International Society of Mad Scientists Department of Hazardous Experiments Ministry of Scientific Craziness Doomsday Weapons Field Tester Ministry of Scientific Exploitation for The Republic of Mapulto (MiniBoom) Professor of Supercomputing at the Bavarian College of Mad Science Mapulto Aeronautics and Space Adminstration ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2000 22:42:16 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 00:33:21 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Delusion Girl , "Joy W." , Tistal Nadu , Collin Thompson , "J. Ryan Decker" , Robin Sharrock , International Society of Mad Scientists , Hot-Air , "Nitestar* (=^:^=)" , "Linda L. Lovejoy" , jennies@tgstech.com Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NO!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NOO!NO!N0!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!NO!NO! NO!NO!NO! NO!NO!NO! ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 00:25:28 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Howard1stacey@cs.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <45.10abd9e.25df9f2c@cs.com> Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 02:24:28 EST Subject: Re: NO! To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Could you be more specific ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 06:16:46 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <000801bf7adb$28066f00$9dfb4dcf@jgt> From: "Jerry" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Subject: Re: NO! Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 07:13:44 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Maybe he had another of those pesky reactor failures. -----Original Message----- From: Howard1stacey@cs.com To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org Date: Saturday, February 19, 2000 1:33 AM Subject: Re: NO! >Could you be more specific > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 10:17:59 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <20000219171655.16122.qmail@hotmail.com> From: "Eric Pedersen" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: NO! Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 11:16:55 CST MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Dammit, man, why did you have to bring up reactor failures? I'm still infuriated over that runaway chain reaction that destroyed my first space cannon. >From: "Jerry" >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG >To: >Subject: Re: NO! >Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 07:13:44 -0600 > >Maybe he had another of those pesky reactor failures. > >-----Original Message----- >From: Howard1stacey@cs.com >To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org >Date: Saturday, February 19, 2000 1:33 AM >Subject: Re: NO! > > > >Could you be more specific > > > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2000 20:31:15 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <20000220212944.45404@splut.cws.org> Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2000 21:29:44 -0600 From: Joe D Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: NO! References: <20000219171655.16122.qmail@hotmail.com> MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Remember: You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor. Joe D On Sat, Feb 19, 2000 at 11:16:55AM +0930, Eric Pedersen wrote: > Dammit, man, why did you have to bring up reactor failures? I'm still > infuriated over that runaway chain reaction that destroyed my first space > cannon. > > > >From: "Jerry" > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > >To: > >Subject: Re: NO! > >Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 07:13:44 -0600 > > > >Maybe he had another of those pesky reactor failures. > > > >-----Original Message----- > >From: Howard1stacey@cs.com > >To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org > >Date: Saturday, February 19, 2000 1:33 AM > >Subject: Re: NO! > > > > > > >Could you be more specific > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2000 20:45:54 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2000 22:33:34 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: NO! Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Water???? Was I supposed to add water????? On Sun, 20 Feb 2000, Joe D wrote: > > Remember: You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor. > > Joe D > > > On Sat, Feb 19, 2000 at 11:16:55AM +0930, Eric Pedersen wrote: > > Dammit, man, why did you have to bring up reactor failures? I'm still > > infuriated over that runaway chain reaction that destroyed my first space > > cannon. > > > > > > >From: "Jerry" > > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > > >To: > > >Subject: Re: NO! > > >Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 07:13:44 -0600 > > > > > >Maybe he had another of those pesky reactor failures. > > > > > >-----Original Message----- > > >From: Howard1stacey@cs.com > > >To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org > > >Date: Saturday, February 19, 2000 1:33 AM > > >Subject: Re: NO! > > > > > > > > > >Could you be more specific > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > Gene Valido Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian "Time is the fire in which we burn." ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 09:54:15 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <20000221165316.14546.qmail@hotmail.com> From: "Eric Pedersen" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: NO! Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 10:53:16 CST MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Hmm..... come to think of it, I suppose Mrs. Butterworth's wasn't the best choice for reactor coolant. >From: Eugene Valido >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG >To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG >Subject: Re: NO! >Date: Sun, 20 Feb 2000 22:33:34 -0500 (EST) > >Water???? Was I supposed to add water????? >On Sun, 20 Feb 2000, Joe D wrote: > > > > > Remember: You can't put too much water in a nuclear reactor. > > > > Joe D > > > > > > On Sat, Feb 19, 2000 at 11:16:55AM +0930, Eric Pedersen wrote: > > > Dammit, man, why did you have to bring up reactor failures? I'm still > > > infuriated over that runaway chain reaction that destroyed my first >space > > > cannon. > > > > > > > > > >From: "Jerry" > > > >Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > > > >To: > > > >Subject: Re: NO! > > > >Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2000 07:13:44 -0600 > > > > > > > >Maybe he had another of those pesky reactor failures. > > > > > > > >-----Original Message----- > > > >From: Howard1stacey@cs.com > > > >To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org > > > > >Date: Saturday, February 19, 2000 1:33 AM > > > >Subject: Re: NO! > > > > > > > > > > > > >Could you be more specific > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > Gene Valido > > Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian > >"Time is the fire in which we burn." > > > ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 17:25:27 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <001201bf7ce6$950c5940$64ce54ce@oemcomputer> From: "Franz" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: References: Subject: Re: Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 19:40:36 -0800 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit "?" Dr. Franz ----- Original Message ----- From: Eugene Valido To: Delusion Girl ; Joy W. ; Tistal Nadu ; Collin Thompson ; J. Ryan Decker ; Robin Sharrock ; International Society of Mad Scientists ; Hot-Air ; Nitestar* (=^:^=) ; Linda L. Lovejoy ; Sent: February 18, 2000 9:33 PM > NO!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!! > NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NOO!NO!N0!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > NO!NO!NO! > > NO!NO!NO! > > NO!NO!NO! > > > > > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 18:01:02 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2000 19:51:09 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII On Mon, 21 Feb 2000, Franz wrote: Sorry......forgot to put water in the breeder reactor again. Its ok now, got a lid on it now. > "?" > > Dr. Franz > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Eugene Valido > To: Delusion Girl ; Joy W. ; > Tistal Nadu ; Collin Thompson > ; J. Ryan Decker ; Robin > Sharrock ; International Society of Mad Scientists > ; Hot-Air ; > Nitestar* (=^:^=) ; Linda L. Lovejoy ; > > Sent: February 18, 2000 9:33 PM > > > > NO!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!! > > NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NOO!NO!N0!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > NO!NO!NO! > > > > NO!NO!NO! > > > > NO!NO!NO! > > > > > > > > > > > > Gene Valido Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian "Time is the fire in which we burn." ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2000 15:48:20 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2000 17:39:16 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: "Joy W." , International Society of Mad Scientists , "J. Ryan Decker" , jennies@tgstech.com Subject: more Darwin material (fwd) Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Gene Valido Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian "Time is the fire in which we burn." ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2000 17:51:47 -0800 From: "Nitestar*(=^:^=)" To: Eugene Valido Subject: more Darwin material << Ol Rufus and Clarence There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks....Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sun-up, Rufus and Clarence would go down to their respective sides of the river and yell at each other. "Rufus!!" Clarence would shout. "You better thank your lucky stars that I cain't swim....er I'd swim this river and whup your butt!!" "Clarence!!!" Rufus would holler back. "You better thank YOUR luck stars that I cain't swim ... er I'd swim this river and whup your skinny butt!!!" Every morning. Every day. Twenty years. One day the Army Corps of Engineers come along. Builds a bridge. Still. Every morning. Every day. Another five years. Finally....Mrs. Rufus has had enough. "Rufus!" she squallers one day. "I cain't take no more!! Every day for 25 years you've been threatenin' to whup Clarence. Well, there's the bridge......have a go at it." Rufus thought for a moment. Chewed his bottom lip for another moment. "Woman!" he declared, snapping his suspenders into place. "I'm gonna whup Clarence's butt!!!" He walked out the door, down to the river, along the riverbank, came to the bridge, stepped up onto the bridge, walked about halfway over the bridge, looked up..... ....TURNED TAIL AND RAN, RAN SCREAMING BACK TO THE HOUSE, SLAMMED THE DOOR, BOLTED THE WINDOWS, GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND DIVED PANTING AND GASPING UNDER THE BED!!!!! "Rufus!" cried the missus. "I thought you was gonna whup Clarence's butt!!!" "I was, woman, I was!!" he whispered. "Rufus! cried the missus. "What in tarnation is the matter?" "Well," muttered the terror-stricken Rufus, " I went to the bridge......I stepped up on the bridge.....walked halfway over the bridge....looked up....." "And?" asked Mrs. Rufus, breathless with suspense. "And," continued Clarence, "I saw a sign that said "Clearance, 13 feet, 6 inches".........he ain't never looked that big from the other side of the river!!!!!!!" >> ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2000 17:57:27 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <001d01bf7e61$b0713580$9efb4dcf@jgt> From: "Jerry" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Subject: Websites Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2000 18:54:17 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_001A_01BF7E2F.63515320" This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_001A_01BF7E2F.63515320 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable It seems that the majority of Mad Science type websites are on the = decline, or maybe I am just mad about all the dead links, but does = anyone know of some good Mad Sci pages other then Ander's site (if it = isn't on there, probably is) and the links on Mad-Scientists.org? If I = don't feed my brain more soon it will begin to atrophy!! ------=_NextPart_000_001A_01BF7E2F.63515320 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
It seems that the majority of Mad = Science type=20 websites are on the decline, or maybe I am just mad about all the dead = links,=20 but does anyone know of some good Mad Sci pages other then Ander's site = (if it=20 isn't on there, probably is) and the links on Mad-Scientists.org? If I = don't=20 feed my brain more soon it will begin to = atrophy!!
------=_NextPart_000_001A_01BF7E2F.63515320-- ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2000 19:38:47 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2000 21:29:55 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: Websites Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Try a search on the "Cranks Muesuem" or "The Furby Military Academy" for starters. I'll try to look up some more! On Wed, 23 Feb 2000, Jerry wrote: > It seems that the majority of Mad Science type websites are on the decline, or maybe I am just mad about all the dead links, but does anyone know of some good Mad Sci pages other then Ander's site (if it isn't on there, probably is) and the links on Mad-Scientists.org? If I don't feed my brain more soon it will begin to atrophy!! > Gene Valido Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian "Time is the fire in which we burn." ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 00:17:08 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <000a01bf7e96$bef0a7a0$a0fb4dcf@jgt> From: "Jerry" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Subject: Re: Websites Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 01:14:05 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit I have heard of the cranks museum but I have never heard of, nor can I find links for, The Furby Military Academy, although I always thought those little suckers were really a secret militant alien invasion force. -----Original Message----- From: Eugene Valido To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Date: Wednesday, February 23, 2000 8:46 PM Subject: Re: Websites >Try a search on the "Cranks Muesuem" or "The Furby Military Academy" >for starters. I'll try to look up some more! >On Wed, 23 Feb 2000, Jerry wrote: > >> It seems that the majority of Mad Science type websites are on the decline, or maybe I am just mad about all the dead links, but does anyone know of some good Mad Sci pages other then Ander's site (if it isn't on there, probably is) and the links on Mad-Scientists.org? If I don't feed my brain more soon it will begin to atrophy!! >> > > Gene Valido > > Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian > >"Time is the fire in which we burn." > > > > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 05:32:05 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 07:23:12 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: Websites Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Your right, they are. And they give me goodies to build Doomsday Superweapons. Luv these guys! On Thu, 24 Feb 2000, Jerry wrote: > I have heard of the cranks museum but I have never heard of, nor can I find > links for, The Furby Military Academy, although I always thought those > little suckers were really a secret militant alien invasion force. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Eugene Valido > To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG > Date: Wednesday, February 23, 2000 8:46 PM > Subject: Re: Websites > > > >Try a search on the "Cranks Muesuem" or "The Furby Military Academy" > >for starters. I'll try to look up some more! > >On Wed, 23 Feb 2000, Jerry wrote: > > > >> It seems that the majority of Mad Science type websites are on the > decline, or maybe I am just mad about all the dead links, but does anyone > know of some good Mad Sci pages other then Ander's site (if it isn't on > there, probably is) and the links on Mad-Scientists.org? If I don't feed my > brain more soon it will begin to atrophy!! > >> > > > > Gene Valido > > > > Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian > > > >"Time is the fire in which we burn." > > > > > > > > > > Gene Valido Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian "Time is the fire in which we burn." ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 15:07:41 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2000 16:58:42 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Tistal Nadu , Collin Thompson , International Society of Mad Scientists , Hot-Air , "Linda L. Lovejoy" , "Nitestar* (=^:^=)" Subject: Fwd: FW: Feeling old yet? (fwd) Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Gene Valido Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian "Time is the fire in which we burn." -----Original Message----- From: Kate Holland [mailto:kholland@resourcenter.com >This makes me feel ancient! Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of that year's incoming freshmen. Here is this year's list: 1. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980. 2. They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era & did not know he had ever been shot. 3. They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. 4. Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression. 5. There has been only one Pope. They can only really remember one president. 6. They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart & don't remember the Cold War. 7. They have never feared a nuclear war. "The Day After" is a pill to them, not a movie. 8. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. 9.Tianamen Square means nothing to them. 10. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. 11. Bottle caps have always been screw-off & plastic. 12. Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums. 13. The expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them. 14. They have never owned a record player. 15. They have likely never played Pac-man & have never heard of Pongee. 16. Star Wars looks very fake to them, & the special effects are pathetic. 17. There have always been red M&M's & blue ones are not new. There used to be beige ones? 18. They may have heard of an 8 track, but probably never have actually seen or heard one. 19. The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old. 20. As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents. 21. They have always had an answering machine. 22. Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black-and-white TV. 23. They have always had cable. 24. There have always been VCR's, but they have no idea what BETA is. 25. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. 26. They were born the year that Walkman was introduced by Sony. 27. Roller-skating has always meant inline for them. 28. The Tonight Show has always been with Jay Leno. 29. They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool. 30. Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. 31. They have never seen Larry Bird play, & Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a football player. 32. They never took a swim & thought about Jaws. 33. The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WW1, WW2, Korea or even the Civil War. 34. They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran. 35. They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. 36. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. 37.They never heard: "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "De plane, de plane!" 38. They do not care who shot JR & have no idea who JR is. 39. The Titanic was found? I thought we always knew where it was. 40. Michael Jackson has always been white. 41. Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, & Alabama are places, not groups. 42. McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. 43. There has always been MTV. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 12:46:45 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: Rott20745@aol.com Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Message-ID: <60.101e37e.25e98765@aol.com> Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 14:45:41 EST Subject: Re: NO! To: Mad-Scientists@mad-scientists.org MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit sorry. i sort of came in at the end of this..but i concur. mrs butterwoth's would not make a good reactor coolant. itll carmalize. ive been using the jelly-like stuff found on the top of cans of SPAM. i think its already radioactive so there no loss to environment. you just replace it when it starts moving of its own accord ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 13:13:48 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 15:04:53 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Subject: Re: NO! Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII Correct! SPAM-JELL is wonderful. Until it starts moving on its own accord. Did you know? SPAM-JELL(I don't know what else to call it) burns like crazy! We aimed a fresnel lens at SPAM and that jell went up like naphalm. Funny.......nothing happened to the SPAM itself!(?) Good to hear from you again! :) On Sat, 26 Feb 2000 Rott20745@aol.com wrote: > sorry. i sort of came in at the end of this..but i concur. mrs butterwoth's > would not make a good reactor coolant. itll carmalize. ive been using the > jelly-like stuff found on the top of cans of SPAM. i think its already > radioactive so there no loss to environment. you just replace it when it > starts moving of its own accord > Gene Valido Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian "Life can be easy......just give me what I want!" ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 17:29:16 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 19:20:22 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: International Society of Mad Scientists , jennies@tgstech.com Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DRAW THE LINE HERE!!! THIS FAR AND NO FARTHER!!!!!!! WE STOP THEM HERE!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!! (if this reality does not apply to you, please disregard) Gene Valido Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian "Life can be easy......just give me what I want!" ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 21:14:15 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM From: "Capone" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Subject: RE: Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 22:12:36 -0800 Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit How do I unsubscribe to this! -----Original Message----- From: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM [mailto:owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM]On Behalf Of Eugene Valido Sent: Saturday, February 26, 2000 4:20 PM To: International Society of Mad Scientists; jennies@tgstech.com Subject: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE DRAW THE LINE HERE!!! THIS FAR AND NO FARTHER!!!!!!! WE STOP THEM HERE!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!! (if this reality does not apply to you, please disregard) Gene Valido Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian "Life can be easy......just give me what I want!" ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 23:35:11 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Message-ID: <005d01bf80ec$6479bc00$acfb4dcf@jgt> From: "Jerry" Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: Subject: Re: Date: Sun, 27 Feb 2000 00:32:13 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit looks like we lost another one -----Original Message----- From: Capone To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG Date: Saturday, February 26, 2000 10:22 PM Subject: RE: >How do I unsubscribe to this! > >-----Original Message----- >From: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM >[mailto:owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM]On Behalf Of Eugene Valido >Sent: Saturday, February 26, 2000 4:20 PM >To: International Society of Mad Scientists; jennies@tgstech.com >Subject: > > >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >WE DRAW THE LINE HERE!!! THIS FAR AND NO FARTHER!!!!!!! > >WE STOP THEM HERE!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!! > >(if this reality does not apply to you, please disregard) > > Gene Valido > > Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian > >"Life can be easy......just give me what I want!" > > > > > > ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 23:46:43 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2000 23:45:41 MST From: Nigel Sharp Reply-To: MAD-SCIENTISTS@VJC.COM To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG CC: sharp@noao.edu Message-ID: <009E643C.0DDB9D4E.11@vms.noao.edu> Subject: RE: Re: >looks like we lost another one Igor ! Yes, Master ? Break out another Plasto. Excellent no-prizes for anyone who identifies the quotation. Additional no-prizes for whoever remembers who started no-prizes. ================================================================================ Archive-Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2000 06:32:45 -0700 Sender: owner-mad-scientists@VJC.COM Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2000 08:23:38 -0500 (EST) From: Eugene Valido Reply-To: Mad-Scientists@Mad-Scientists.ORG To: "J. Ryan Decker" , International Society of Mad Scientists , jennies@tgstech.com Subject: The Answer! Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII This explains much.......:=) Scientific Humor * The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain any more so it eats it. It's rather like getting tenure. --seen on 'net; original source unknown * ...they ask, "What do you teach?" When I answer "chemistry," they get that look like they've just been forced to eat Brussel sprouts. --Scott Wierschke, DoD HPC UG 1997 * In real life, chemistry is messy. --M. Parrinello, 9th ICQC * It is what they call "embarassingly parallel" but to tell the truth, I'm not very embarassed. --M. Parrinello, 9th ICQC * In colloquial English, "we" means more than one person. If a king or emperor says "we did it", it means "I did it." When a professor says "we did it" is means "my graduate student did it." --V. E. Bondybey, 9th ICQC * 1023 simple things is not something you want to deal with on a Sunday morning. --Richard Stratt, ACTC'96 * We're going to use the method of wishful thinking. --Mike Zerner, ACTC'96 * There's lots of factors of two in this theory. Some of them are right and some of them are wrong. --Mike Zerner, ACTC'96 * The...term is extremely whimsical but fortunately small. --Grzegorz Chalasinski, EMSL * The horrible truth in its gory glory. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * Again, I think that's something everyone was born with: Conversation of energy, conservation of linear and angular momentum, etc. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * ... but then a miracle appeared. I mean a real miracle, courtesy of Newton or somebody... --Jim Wiss, UIUC * It's not the fall that kills you, it's the hard stop. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * As usual, energy trumps momentum as a conecpt --Jim Wiss, UIUC * Timing is everything when it comes to killer satellites. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * Newton was clearly a smart dude. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * ... so I can lecture like a man posessed. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * You have to use a kind of blobology or bagology. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * Virtual displacement -- the displacement that time forgot. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * Right now I think it's intuitively obvious, which means that I don't want to prove it. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * It's physics therefore it's right -- or at least it's mathematically consistent. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * Good idea, I think I'll patent it. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * So why did I go through all of this garbage? It has to do with the fact that I didn't like the Star Trek episode last night. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * All of these are available to the true theoretical mechanician -- Mr. Bad Wrench. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * Now judging from the [exam] average, there were well reasoned incorrect arguments. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * I guess that's obvious, which is another way of saying I don't understand it. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * ... the intuitive, i.e. dangerous approach. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * That's what we would jokingly refer to as the answer. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * The actually had something to do with Nelson's defeat of the Spanish Armada. It seems that the British would fire and hit and the Spanish would fire and miss... consistently. Then they went to Australia and had to do it backwards. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * F=ma is always a downer because you have to consider all the forces. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * We may not understand it, but at least we ought to write it down. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * What we always like to do in this case is to pull out a sleazoid mathematical trick. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * I can't think of any way to say it so I'll use dramatic imagery. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * This is an artist's conception of something. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * There is always a set of axes where life is simple, you just have to find them. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * Proof by intimidation. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * Whoever he is, he's famous. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * I think that's obvious even without the Byzantine imagery. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * My intuition used to be good to 15%, but now its right on. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * I'm running low on symbols. --Jim Wiss, UIUC * So we're done with this jazz, thank God! --Jim Wiss, UIUC Gene Valido Mad Scientist/Evil Genius/Supervillian "Life can be easy......just give me what I want!"